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obfuscate 

Verb used to describe the intentional act of making something virtually incomprehensible due to unnecessary complication.
Plausible deniability was attained when they obfuscated the truth by wrapping it within an enigma of lies.
obfuscate by Raindanz May 15, 2007
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obfuscate 

i obfuscated that bitch
obfuscate by anonymous June 2, 2021

Obfuscate 

To complicate or confuse. To make harder to understand or comprehend.

SYNM: Encode, Complicate, Encrypt
ATNM: Simplify
The password was obfuscated to make it difficult to be read.
Obfuscate by Valik's_Bitch April 12, 2007

No I didn't obfuscate it too much

You fucks though I "just wanted attention" and when I said I DIDN'T WANT THAT and laid out my case you fucking ignored me. We were all here before Hym. You listen to the wrong people and I shouldn't have to pay the price for it. Someone told you to do what you did in response to this and I told you to make a video.

Hym "I didn't give you fucking hints and make you figure it out. It started with 'It could be either or' and then I laid out my case for why it seemed to not be a manifestation of my own mind. Tested to see if the references to the things I wrote related to a failure on my part to adequately obfuscate my identity which lead me to change my name several times and also is peripheral to the fact the the retard doing the referencing didn't have a phone. And then Jordan Peterson did it on of his podcasts and then and again when he told me to leave. NOT AN ISOLATED INSTANCE JORDAN. LIKE THE STD BASED HORROR MOVIE, IT FOLLOWS.
Not a real option or a good one. That's when I wrote the 'You're so right! I was half-assing it! This was a half-measure' I explained after I changed the name to Hym that I was the previous guy talking about weaponized schizophrenia and now I don't know what the fuck you did but it only resembles what I did in the way that a horse painted black and white would resemble a zebra. This has been pretty fucking drawn out and if you were reading the whole thing what the fuck did you think was happening here? Well Todd Phillips stole my line and then in the interview about the movie I co-wrote and for which I didn't get paid, HE DID THE REFERENCE THING TOO. IN THE FUCKING INTERVIEW! And where was he when the kids got shot? Where was Todd Phillips when the kids got murdered from the weaponized schizophrenia? I haven't seen him on camera since. So you WEREN'T TOO CONFUSED! You stole my shit, you did it yourselves, and then you blame me after knowingly doing the thing both to me and after stealing my shit. So fuck you for trying to say 'I made it to fucking confusing for you.' Fuck! So no I didn't obfuscate it too much."

Protract and obfuscate

This is a testament to both the apathy and the corruption of your leadership by the way.
Hym Iam "And the collusion with the YouTube freaks (likely in exchange for legal protection and to avoid getting roped into this) to protract and obfuscate just goes to show how far they are willing to go to hide the truth. And no, Cody Johnston. I do not need to argue for why me specifically should not have to be stalked and harassed indefinitely. I'm not meeting a burden of proof that you have already met for me. And I'm not taking any of the blame for any of the reactions you received to you doing this to other people. Stop letting them stall. Stop letting the split the baby. I don't have to care about anything and I don't have to be properly motivated. You are all being insanely childish and the othe people didn't indulge you as long as I have, that's for sure."

obfuscation 

the action of making something obscure, unclear, or unintelligible in order to deceive how someone may read something, similar to catfishing
Hacking obfuscation caused my computer to get a virus because I clicked on a link for payppal.com instead of paypal.com
obfuscation by destinationnowhere September 11, 2018

Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation 

An ironic statement that means avoid ambiguity and adopt clarity. It's ironic because it is hypocritical.
Instead of saying eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation, Mary just told us to avoid confusion and be clear.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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