dumbphoned
I dropped my iPhone in the toilet... (you'd be suprised how many people do this) and within minutes I was Dumbphoned!
dumbphoned by eenofonn February 13, 2010
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dumbphoning
When a person with an outdated smartphone, compromises their life to work around the phone’s limitations.
"This guy on the train was dumbphoning so hard that the whole carriage could hear him getting dumped through his busted speaker phone."
dumbphoning by chepsyd January 31, 2019
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dumbphone
(n) Opposite of smartphone. A cellphone which has little or no advanced features such as a large, bright screen, or applications such as Email and Web browsing.
Cingular wanted to sell me a $399 Pocket PC with an $80-a-month unlimited voice and data contract, but I told them to stick it. I bought a free-after-rebate dumbphone instead.
dumbphone by flyingfish November 25, 2006
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dumbphone
Opposite of a smartphone. Generally has lower specs than a smartphone in terms of screen size, wireless connectivity, storage space etc. However the critical differentiator is that there is no development environment that allows any third party applications to be installed (other than java midlets which are very limited). Manufacturers and networks call them 'feature phones'.
This is a near-exhaustive list of smartphone OSes. If a phone doesn't use something on this list it is probably a dumbphone:
* Android
* Window Mobile
* iPhone
* Blackberry
* Palm OS
* Symbian
This is a near-exhaustive list of smartphone OSes. If a phone doesn't use something on this list it is probably a dumbphone:
* Android
* Window Mobile
* iPhone
* Blackberry
* Palm OS
* Symbian
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