Dumbrella

1.) a survival tool it's raining stupid.
2.) the only defense against the ridickulumulus.

"its raining dim, hallelujah its raining dim...."

" 'Example doesn't use the word Dumbrella. Use the word in a sentence.' - wish my browser had a dumbrella plugin"

Dumbrella by Matthew Heflin March 6, 2008

Dumbrella

a psychological defence mechanism to deflect and repel droplets of facts that could threaten your world view, for example someone in a cult who refuses to listen to facts that would be difficult to reconcile with the teachings of the cult. A person deploying this device attempts to remain uninformed ("dumb"), having deluded themselves into believing the shower of facts raining down upon them requires protection, as if sheltering under an umbrella.

When I tried to show him one such contradiction in the cult's own literature, he deployed his dumbrella, sticking his fingers in his ears and walking away.

Dumbrella by Into0bIivion August 5, 2019

Dumbrella

A dumbrella is an crappy umbrella that does a shit job of keeping you dry. It easily gets blown in the wrong direction by wind.

My umbrella was working fine for a brief minute until a little gust of wind turned it into a dumbrella.

Dumbrella by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Dumbrella man 

A derogatory term for a person that believes the Umbrella man conspiracy theory.

The person that created the Umbrella man conspiracy theory is a Dumbrella Man.

Dumbrella man by AnonDoxy January 22, 2023

Yellow Umbrella

The person who holds the yellow umbrella is the future love of your life (future husband/wife lover, girlfriend/boyfriend etc)

"So you think about getting serious with this girl?"
"Yeah man, I guess were the one holding my yellow umbrella"

Yellow Umbrella by Flashmash April 14, 2016

2 dumbbells up 

An excellent rating in a bodybuilding context; the equivalent of 2 thumbs up in a movie rating context

Your abs are showing great definition- 2 dumbbells up!

2 dumbbells up by hochspeyer March 27, 2011

The Umbrella Academy 

The Umbrella Academy is a comic book series written by Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance and drawn by Gabriel Ba. It is published by Dark Horse Comics. The first part of the series is called The Apocalypse Suite and follows the lives of a scientist (who is really an alien) who adopts seven babies who were mysteriously born even though their mothers showed no signs of pregnancy. The series so far consists of six issues: The Day The Eiffel Tower Went Beserk, We Only See Each Other At Weddings And Funerals, Dr. Terminal's Answer; Baby, I'll Be Your Frankenstein; Thanks For The Coffee; Finale, Or Brothers And Sisters, I Am An Atomic Bomb. The second part of the series, while following the same characters as The Apocalypse Suite, is entitled Dallas, with the first issue coming out November 26, 2008. The second issue is due out December 24, 2008.

The Umbrella Academy has brought comic books back to popularity.

The Umbrella Academy by EllenThePunk October 31, 2008