umbrellaing

the use of an umbrella to block ejaculatory fluids from reaching the face.

Johnny: "Stop umbrellaing!"
Susie: "But I don't want your ejaculatory fluids on my face!"

by Patty Mayo May 24, 2007

Umbrelling

This act is very similar to the act of throwing shade. Instead of just having an attitude, however, you raise a small drink umbrella (commonly found in cocktails) above the person you wish to throw shade at and reprimand them for what they have said.

Isaac: Is Queen B's new album perfect or what?
Griffin: It's okay, I guess.
Isaac: *umbrelling Griffin* You can go.

by professionalshadethrower December 21, 2013

Umbrellaring

Using an umbrella to penetrate the ass and then opening the umbrella, leaving a gaping hole.

Hey babe do you wanna try umbrellaring.

by SideAh June 30, 2020

Umbrelling

When a entity is a parent of other entities. It comes from the expression "umbrella company".

ABC corporation umbrells 3 other companies that are engaged in different industries being defined as technology, retail and healthcare.

John Doe is the CEO of a conglomarate umbrelling numerous subsidiaries.

by tayhzinho March 19, 2024

umbrellaised

When you upset some Russian people they will pay you a visit with a "novichok" umbrella to teach you a lesson.

Sam upset some Russian business men last week and they sent a few colleagues to umbrellaise him. Poked with a poisoned umbrella hence he'd been umbrellaised.

by Schubert July 28, 2021

Umbrellapigtoilet

when you take such a fat diarrhea that the toilet needs an umbrella and even a pig wont bathe in that shit

"whats up bro" "I just had Umbrellapigtoilet" "how are you still alive?"

by 0391 September 15, 2021