“Dumbolition” (noun)
The unintentional act of completely destroying something due to sheer, unfiltered stupidity. A perfect blend of dumb and demolition, this applies to people who somehow manage to break things that weren’t even breakable. If someone can wreck a laptop by closing it too hard, flood a bathroom just by washing their hands, or accidentally set a microwave on fire while heating up a Pop-Tart—congrats, that’s dumbolition in action.
The unintentional act of completely destroying something due to sheer, unfiltered stupidity. A perfect blend of dumb and demolition, this applies to people who somehow manage to break things that weren’t even breakable. If someone can wreck a laptop by closing it too hard, flood a bathroom just by washing their hands, or accidentally set a microwave on fire while heating up a Pop-Tart—congrats, that’s dumbolition in action.
Jake: “Dude, what happened to the squad car?”
Mike: “Rookie tried to fill it up with diesel instead of gas. Engine’s completely shot.”
Jake: “Classic dumbolition”
Mike: “Rookie tried to fill it up with diesel instead of gas. Engine’s completely shot.”
Jake: “Classic dumbolition”
by MinotDUIDrifter February 01, 2025