Dumbfuckbag

mind numbingly stupid girl/woman good for nothing else other than being rooted

bloke: What the fuck happened to my jeans woman ??

bitch : i burnt em in the oven when i was drying them.

bloke : you dumbfuckbag !!

by billiekikatinalong October 5, 2009

Dumbfuckian

When someone does something too stupid to ignore . A Fucktard . Idiots .a dumb fuck .

What a dumbfuckian .

by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

dumbfucklard

A person who is a fucklard from the head to the feet including in totality, except the soul.

A person who has a brain made of lamb fat shredded with ear wax.

"Look mama, George Bush..."

"Oh, which country will that dumbfucklard attack now..."

by Thandak January 5, 2008

Dumbfuckalitis

Dumbfuckalitis is a severe disease commonly affecting millions of people in their workplaces across the world. The disease causes them to become dumbfucks (see definition). A bad case of dumbfuckalitis also causes laziness in said dumbfuck.

It is also known for dumbfuckalitis to affect people outside of the workplace.

Seems to be very prevalent in Great Britain.

Boss, "My HR manager hired a dumbfuck who has now spread dumbfuckalitis in my company and now I have to lay them all off. FFS!"

by Cjks January 7, 2016

dumbfucktard

A person who is unable to follow simple Instructions to perform a simple task and then compounds their ineptness by adding their own particular brand of fucktardiness and dumbfuckery to make matters worse

Harold you dumbfucktard, you had one task and now we have no money, no self respect and no lives!!!!!!

by Beardstard April 6, 2020

dumbfuckary

When one acts solely on what they believe to be true but are too stupid to verify their sources. Usually an ongoing chain of events started by one dumb ass action or comment.

Normally I'm the first to accuse Tiscali of dumbfuckary, but in this case BT really has behaved scandalously.

by TheD1 May 22, 2016

dumbfuckian

Dumb fuck person who posts on my space group threads. This person usually refreshes constantly to see if there has been any new posts added to threads.A dumbfuckian can also be a person who is so stupid that stupid or dumb isn't enough to describe them.

Becky is such a dumbfuckian for letting her man sleep with guys.

Damn that guy just wont stop posting on this thread he's such a dumbfuckian

by Funsize August 30, 2007