A person who is a fucklard from the head to the feet including in totality, except the soul.

A person who has a brain made of lamb fat shredded with ear wax.

"Look mama, George Bush..."

"Oh, which country will that dumbfucklard attack now..."

dumbfucklard by Thandak January 5, 2008

Dumbfuckalitis

Dumbfuckalitis is a severe disease commonly affecting millions of people in their workplaces across the world. The disease causes them to become dumbfucks (see definition). A bad case of dumbfuckalitis also causes laziness in said dumbfuck.

It is also known for dumbfuckalitis to affect people outside of the workplace.

Seems to be very prevalent in Great Britain.

Boss, "My HR manager hired a dumbfuck who has now spread dumbfuckalitis in my company and now I have to lay them all off. FFS!"

Dumbfuckalitis by Cjks January 7, 2016

dumbfucktard

A person who is unable to follow simple Instructions to perform a simple task and then compounds their ineptness by adding their own particular brand of fucktardiness and dumbfuckery to make matters worse

Harold you dumbfucktard, you had one task and now we have no money, no self respect and no lives!!!!!!

dumbfucktard by Beardstard April 6, 2020

dumbfuckary

When one acts solely on what they believe to be true but are too stupid to verify their sources. Usually an ongoing chain of events started by one dumb ass action or comment.

Normally I'm the first to accuse Tiscali of dumbfuckary, but in this case BT really has behaved scandalously.

dumbfuckary by TheD1 May 22, 2016

dumbfuckian

Dumb fuck person who posts on my space group threads. This person usually refreshes constantly to see if there has been any new posts added to threads.A dumbfuckian can also be a person who is so stupid that stupid or dumb isn't enough to describe them.

Becky is such a dumbfuckian for letting her man sleep with guys.

Damn that guy just wont stop posting on this thread he's such a dumbfuckian

dumbfuckian by Funsize August 30, 2007

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026