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Gaping Dumas
1. An anus which has been probed and penetrated to the point that one's head will fit inside their respective anal cavity.
2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.
2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.
Hey John, get your fingers out of your asshole! You already have a slim dumas. You want to end up with a flaccid, amorphous gaping dumas too?
Gaping Dumas by Ham Glaze Washington November 29, 2010
Dumpism
The perfectly transcendent philosophical belief, that all people, regardless of belief system, world view, faith, etc. all sentient beings enjoy a good dump. Dumpism is hailed as one of the most powerful uniting forces among not only all human cultures, but all sentient beings - possibly among extraterrestrial life (who must also eject waste, assuming they are matter based beings).
Islamo-Fascist: Despite the fact that western culture is forcefully assimilating my people, I must admit we all still enjoy a good dump.
Nihilist: Despite the fact that nothing is of any meaning to me whatsoever, I also enjoy a good dump. Apparently we both believe in Dumpism!
Islamo-Fascist: Thank Allah for Dumpism!
Nihilist: Whatever.
Nihilist: Despite the fact that nothing is of any meaning to me whatsoever, I also enjoy a good dump. Apparently we both believe in Dumpism!
Islamo-Fascist: Thank Allah for Dumpism!
Nihilist: Whatever.
Dumpism by Edward Lazzarin & Mark Povich February 22, 2007
Slim Dumas
This term originally died out with the extinction of the Western Maryland Pygmy sometime around the 5th century BC; however, recent sightings in the mountain country of Frederick County, Maryland have necessitated its resurgence.
1. A penis so small that it periodically turns inside out.
2. A penis so puny that it's sometimes bruised by the testicles.
3. A penis so miniscule that it can best be seen through the corresponding gaping dumas.
1. A penis so small that it periodically turns inside out.
2. A penis so puny that it's sometimes bruised by the testicles.
3. A penis so miniscule that it can best be seen through the corresponding gaping dumas.
This slim dumas is so uncomfortable; maybe if I probe and penetrate my anus enough I can pop my manhood right side out.
Slim Dumas by Ham Glaze Washington November 26, 2010
Haha Dummiss
An utterance you make when someone does something really stupid and makes a complete fool of them self, while you point and laugh at them.
Haha Dummiss by Confobbler April 6, 2023
dumbish
Another genius creation by figure BAPS.
A mixture of dumb and bitch together
dum = dumb
bish = bitch
dumbish
A mixture of dumb and bitch together
dum = dumb
bish = bitch
dumbish
dumbish by Mr.Awesome - BAPS May 29, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.