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Gaping Dumas
1. An anus which has been probed and penetrated to the point that one's head will fit inside their respective anal cavity.
2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.
2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.
Hey John, get your fingers out of your asshole! You already have a slim dumas. You want to end up with a flaccid, amorphous gaping dumas too?
Gaping Dumas by Ham Glaze Washington November 29, 2010
Dumpism
The perfectly transcendent philosophical belief, that all people, regardless of belief system, world view, faith, etc. all sentient beings enjoy a good dump. Dumpism is hailed as one of the most powerful uniting forces among not only all human cultures, but all sentient beings - possibly among extraterrestrial life (who must also eject waste, assuming they are matter based beings).
Islamo-Fascist: Despite the fact that western culture is forcefully assimilating my people, I must admit we all still enjoy a good dump.
Nihilist: Despite the fact that nothing is of any meaning to me whatsoever, I also enjoy a good dump. Apparently we both believe in Dumpism!
Islamo-Fascist: Thank Allah for Dumpism!
Nihilist: Whatever.
Nihilist: Despite the fact that nothing is of any meaning to me whatsoever, I also enjoy a good dump. Apparently we both believe in Dumpism!
Islamo-Fascist: Thank Allah for Dumpism!
Nihilist: Whatever.
Dumpism by Edward Lazzarin & Mark Povich February 22, 2007
Slim Dumas
This term originally died out with the extinction of the Western Maryland Pygmy sometime around the 5th century BC; however, recent sightings in the mountain country of Frederick County, Maryland have necessitated its resurgence.
1. A penis so small that it periodically turns inside out.
2. A penis so puny that it's sometimes bruised by the testicles.
3. A penis so miniscule that it can best be seen through the corresponding gaping dumas.
1. A penis so small that it periodically turns inside out.
2. A penis so puny that it's sometimes bruised by the testicles.
3. A penis so miniscule that it can best be seen through the corresponding gaping dumas.
This slim dumas is so uncomfortable; maybe if I probe and penetrate my anus enough I can pop my manhood right side out.
Slim Dumas by Ham Glaze Washington November 26, 2010
Haha Dummiss
An utterance you make when someone does something really stupid and makes a complete fool of them self, while you point and laugh at them.
Haha Dummiss by Confobbler April 6, 2023