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dumasaphobia 

1) A morbid fear of dumbass people.
Ted can't even turn on Fox News without having a panic attack because he suffers from dumasaphobia.
dumasaphobia by The Anti-dumbass August 31, 2010
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Dumasaphobia 

Afraid that you may become a dumb ass.
I thought to myself, I hope I don't catch that disease dumasaphobia that's spreading around
Dumasaphobia by Klittzup January 20, 2024
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Dumasaphobia 

The fear of stupid people
I thought I might catch the dumasaphobia if I hung out with my stupid cousin Eugene
Dumasaphobia by Klittzup January 20, 2024

dumbassphobia

Me: i have dumbassphobia
friend: *appears*
Me: aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
dumbassphobia by SaucyBumBiscuits February 7, 2021

dumassphobia 

Often mistaken for a form of social anxiety Dumassphobia is the fear of being socially trapped with stupid people, for instance, at parties
I went to a Halloween party where the clique started talking about spiritual control of the establishment, always requiring 'blood'and being a negative force but that the universe being energetic was therefore like a battery and had to subsequently have a positive side as well. Also that viruses are no kind of life and therefore cannot be contagious. they relied upon pseudoscience to talk a pseudo intellectual banter. I left, quietly, because I have the condition: dumassphobia
dumassphobia by VapourTrail October 31, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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