Dueringer

The smartest fucking being on planet earth.

Yo dude, that kid was a TOTAL Dueringer.

by Nick-Knack June 17, 2008

Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

by Tw1g December 6, 2010

Delingering

An adjective used to describe the feeling of a stick being shoved in the make genitals

“Hey mark how was your day”
“It was so bad I could have compared it to delingering”

by User3628375739 June 13, 2019

derringer

A small short barreled pistol that was apparently very popular with ladies back in England in the 1800's (at least according to all the Romance Novelists) due to its ability to fit into a pocket.

As the large man reached for Alessandra, she pulled the small derringer out of her pocket and fired it into his chest.

by AMineE May 18, 2005

durangerous

A state of being so good its not dangerous but durangerous, its just THAT good!!!!

This drink is so good its durangerous

by Chapsnatchic November 24, 2020

Chubby Derringer

1. Dick Lugar's name if he was a gangster.
2. Great name for a pornstar gangster.
3. A guy who's like a derringer revolver--a little small but plenty powerful.

1. Bro 1: Wouldn't it be cool if Dick Lugar ran the mob in Indiana?
Bro 2: He'd have to change his name to Chubby Derringer.
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!!

2. I need a good name for the mob boss in this porno I'm writing....Chubby Derringer!!

3. Chick 1: So how was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Chick 2: OMFG incredible he was like a chubby derringer!
Bros 1&2(sadly, because they're just plain small from all the steroids): extreme.....

by boosh chugger May 14, 2009

Deminger

Noun. A creature, resembling a dementor from the Harry Potter Series that sucks out the souls of innocent girls. Wears a hood, and when said hood is pulled back, it is revealed to be a ginger.

Friend 1: Oh my goodness, did you hear about Tommy?
Friend 2: What happened to him?
Friend 1: He got his soul sucked out by a red haired dementor!
Friend 2: You mean a deminger!?
Friend 1: Yeah!

by TheYoungJLH September 22, 2012