Urban Dictionary: Definitions by User3628375739

Pulled Pork

When a man dips his penis in barbecue sauce and puts it into a woman’s anus.

Jack “Babe we just got the new sweet baby rays barbecue sauce, I wanna turn you into pulled pork”
Katelynn “Sure! Get out a picnic blanket!”

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Idk what it means. but some retard named Jakob likes to say it while he’s sleeping. could also be used as a derogatory term when playing fortnite.

(Jakob sleeping) “got wolfed on”
(Me) what the fuck

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absolutely no meaning to it. useful in a threatening sentence

“I’ll leave you faster than you can say gokaberry”

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when you squeeze the tip of your penis so hard it turns red and lights up like a christmas tree

“hey don how was your christmas?”
“it was awesome, i did a rudolph then stuck it in the ham”

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Pixie stick, otherwise known as the male sex organ, or the penis.

Kylie: “Oh my god I just ate Logans pixie stick so good”
“Lila: “For real?”

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L-love, A-affection, P-penis

Jessica- “I just want a guy that will give me LAP”
Cameron- “I have love, affection, and a big penis. How about me?”

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An adjective used to describe the feeling of a stick being shoved in the make genitals

“Hey mark how was your day”
“It was so bad I could have compared it to delingering”

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