Delingering

An adjective used to describe the feeling of a stick being shoved in the make genitals

“Hey mark how was your day”
“It was so bad I could have compared it to delingering”

by User3628375739 June 13, 2019

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

The sound of the fox.

Person 1: "Dude i heard something outside."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Listen."
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding"
Person 2: "Don't worry man, it's just a fox."

by Fox whisperer October 5, 2013

Delivering the Dogs

A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom

Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.

by Dirk Strongold June 12, 2011

delivering pizza

Working an unskilled (or less skilled) job to make ends meet or because you are unable to get work in your career. (Any job less prestigious than your career counts, but it must be a non-career job.)

He's having a hard time finding work as an engineer so he's delivering pizza.

I hear your husband is out of work. Is he delivering pizza?

I teach high school, but to make ends meet I also deliver pizza.

by tFool2 November 30, 2010

Delivering the Pizza

Code for trying to get it in with an uderaged child

Creeper: "Hey, i need your help delivering the pizza and i dont know where this street is!"
Victim: "Go down this street until you..."
Creeper: "Well I'll give you a ride to wherever you need and a couple bucks, too!"
Victim: "Uhmm.. No not today you pedophile!!!"

by tom pickle March 12, 2011

Dingering

Dingering is when a couple is dancing and the two individuals just can't contain themselves so the male "dingers" (catching the drift?) the female participant in a public display of animal-like affection.

Dude, did I see you dingering Jackie last night at the bar?" "She made me do it." "I just hoped you washed your hands before I watched you eat Steak N' Shake, you filthy bastard.

by Funny, funny girl... January 24, 2011

delivering

When you deliver a load of semen to her and not on her.

ex. I'm delivering.
ex. I just delivered!

by Kyle Science December 4, 2017