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Church of Late Duederotofme

The New New book of Duederotofme and all the prophesies of Duke Williamson Tennant

And God spoke

Let all your work cease, let the field crops rot and be eaten by the beast of the forests. Kill the beasts of the forests and do not eat them, let them rot, for I have spoken and the children of the world shall starve.

For there is no longer a need to for exaltation in hunger, for the purpose of my children has been fulfilled. The earth has been emptied of all resources and all that is left is to transend reality into the spirit world. So that we can overcome our hunger related limitations. The time of the great nothingness has come. We will now be able to enjoy the vast pleasures of the universe.

Fear not death from starvation. For enduring starvation and sub coming to death you will begin a journey unlike any other that you have experienced. Your god waits for you with open eyes, to guide you into the afterlife, where life energy abounds and my children will no longer suffer. I have created this plane for all of my children, as a temporal destination location, until a new planet is ready for the souls of my children to find organic hosts to control.

By Duke Williamson Tennant founder of the
Church of Late Duederotofme
<Diogenes> YOUR FACE LOOKS LIK A DJEDJE
DJEDJE by ZoMbIeGuTs February 26, 2005

Dudjeila 

Dudjeila is another name for persian dwarf, originally from the old persian empire.
- Omg look at that super short girl !
- yeah... that must be an Dudjeila...
Dudjeila by Sparkleshit March 24, 2018
Djedje’s are usually the smartest and self disciplined people in the room. They never give up on their dreams. They are not afraid to dream big and do their best to conquer his dreams. He’s not afraid of knowing new things nor failing. They are usually successful people who live a discreet life and are not interested in dramas. Knowing a Djedje is a privilege, since they are rare to find, and once you find them you won’t want to lose them.
Djedje’s are usually the most intelligent and self focus person in the room.
Djedje by Martin Luther King IV November 22, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026