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A Greek philosopher who carried a lantern in the daytime, searching for an honest man.
You don't trust politicians because you think they're all dishonest? Good luck finding one who meets your standards, Diogenes.
by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017
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Sexy boi. Goes to your school. Gets all the womens.
Dang, Diogenes stole my girlfriend again.
by DangDaniel4567 August 16, 2016
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The white kid in your history class that will ask stupid, obvious, and just plain old retarded questions. He uses the word retarded way too much.
Diogenes: Hey Anthony, did you get you get your phone taken away?
Anthony: (On his phone) Goddamn It, I'M ON MY FUCKING PHONE RIGHT NOW.

Diogenes: Do we need a sleeping bag for the africa presentation?
Teacher: Diogenes, please just do your work.
by adolf hitler fan June 05, 2017
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