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When a guy gets hard and he has some precum.
Man, she's so hot she made me dudemoist
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dudemeister 

German for: Master of Dudes

source: the t.v show Scrubs
Elliot: Keith is great, the only problem is his last name is... Dude Meister

Jordan: That doesnt even sound real

Elliot: Well its actually german, dudemeister, it means master of dudes
dudemeister by Colt45Joe May 2, 2006

dudemeister 

a dudemeister is simply the kind of dude that is super slick
yeah I suspect he'll get away with that, he's a real dudemeister
dudemeister by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021
That dude is a Dudeist Priest.
Dudeist by HighPriest October 7, 2013

demoistining

The act of removing moisture from an object or person
After all that running I would love to do some demoistining
demoistining by Sussyussy May 26, 2022

dudemeister 

one who is a bit of a dude
"catch you on the flipside, dudemeister
dudemeister by sean September 22, 2003

Dudemeister 

Western European slang word for any variation of White Russian cocktails. Commonly used amongst students.

In reference to the Dude from the Movie The Big Lebowski,
who is often seen mixing a sloppy White Russian.

Essential ingrediences are:
- any dairy-based liquid
- some sort of coffee
- vodka or comparable
A: Yo, what you got to drink?
B: Meh, I only got like instant espresso, some mouldy milk and a half empty bottle of vodka...
A: That makes a perfect Dudemeister!
Dudemeister by Sloppydude August 3, 2011
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