shaggymorphism's definitions

brodenyer

a brodenyer is simply someone who denies you the right to be a bro

careful man, he can be a real brodenyer

by shaggymorphism October 27, 2021

John Brown

(always emphasized in a low tone)

1. A stranger acting or who could be acting in a morally questionable way. (After Civil War figure)
2. Simply a stereotypical person that you are or feel like being suspicious of for whatever reason.

1. “Check out this John Brown handing out his business cards to the people in line on Black Friday for his legal services in case an injury occurs. Like are you serious here?!?”
“Stay here and guard this pile of broken electronics in case some John Brown decides to take it upon himself to recycle them for us. You never know...”
2. “Look at this John Brown walking down the street with his groceries like he’s got nothing to do. I see you. -.-“

by shaggymorphism October 28, 2021

dude-off

a dude-off is a battle between two dudes in which only the word dude is used but it can be said with any inflection that the vocalizer pleases. the battle is won either when one player accidently uses another word other than dude or by honor code when one player simply admits defeat

shhh, they're having an intense dude-off right now so be quiet

player A: dude
player B: dude dude
player A: dude dude dude
player B: duuuuuude
(etc.)

by shaggymorphism October 27, 2021

dudemeister

a dudemeister is simply the kind of dude that is super slick

yeah I suspect he'll get away with that, he's a real dudemeister

by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021

broseph

a combination of bro and joseph that is meant to be a more official variation of bro for those more formal circumstance

hey, broseph, I'm really sorry for your loss. she was a good egg.

by shaggymorphism October 27, 2021

dudometer

a measure of the dudeness of another

man this guys dudometer is off the charts! he is like the dudiest of dudes

by shaggymorphism October 27, 2021

supdooo

a combination of sup and dude that sounds a lot like the word subdue and is meant to sort of subdue the perhaps heightened energy of another to get that person in a calmer and/or more humble state

person A: supdooo
person B: hey man hows it going? Idk why but I suddenly feel more chill for some reason – did you just cast a spell on me or something?

by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021