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Duckitis 

A sudden case of amnesia you come down with that cause you to duck the person or people you owe money to.
You already ran out of people to sweet talk out of their money.

I have a job.

Really doing what?

I don’t exactly have the job yet but I’m practically a shoe-in.

Well “Miss shoe-in” when you do get this job you make sure you remember to pay me back my money. Don’t develop a sudden case of Duckitis because I don’t have a problem coming to your “job” to collect my ducketts.
Duckitis by Starving Artist246 October 21, 2021
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Ga-dunktivitis 

A condition that affects females, causing their buttocks to swell to ga-dunkulous proportions.

Ga-dunktivitis is usually associated with ladies from African or Latino descent, but has been known to affect many Caucasian females also.

Side effects include inability to find jeans that fit and increased attention from drunken males.
Sir Mix-a-Lot attempted to spread awareness of Ga-dunktivitis with his 1992 hit single "Baby Got Back"
Ga-dunktivitis by MrCasual December 11, 2011

duckinidis 

When something quacks in your pants.
Person: Hey, do you have duckinidis?
Person 2: What?
Person: Does something quack in your pants??
duckinidis by Dudes_reald August 15, 2019

duckinidis 

When something quacks in your pants (That’s not your phone notifications)
Person 1: Do you have duckinidis?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Does something quack in you’re pants??
duckinidis by Dudes_reald August 15, 2019

Duckitis 

Is best described as a sudden and severe case of amnesia leading you to duck the person or people you owe money to.
Well “Miss shoe-in” when you do get your job you make sure you remember to pay me back my money and don’t develop severe case duckitis.
Duckitis by Starving Artist246 October 21, 2021
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