Duck Fuckers 

Pornhub for ducks.

Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!

Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)

Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)

*Later*

Duck 2: So no plans tonight?

Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)

Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)

Duck 1: *shoots himself*

Duck Fuckers by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

duck fucker 

1)A person who is very anal retentive and incapable of using common sense.

2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.

I can't stand working with Derek...he is such a duck fucker!

duck fucker by livingdeadgirl September 23, 2008

duck fucker 

a; a person who has sex with ducks
b; a person who, on a regular basis, is annoyingly sensitive or persistant regarding something unimportant or not worth caring about.
c; a generic insult meant to confuse the insulted person

what a duck fucker!
dude, don't be a duck fucker

duck fucker by cspine June 7, 2004

duck fucker 

1. someone who is particularly anal about things that no one else cares about
2. someone that thinks he is better than everyone else

Jay is such a duck fucker! Did you read that article he wrote in the school paper? No on cares about that gross band.

duck fucker by Bridgett May 14, 2006

Duck fucker 

Someone who fucks ducks

Tiller is a real duck fucker

My name is Tiller, I fuck ducks and sometimes small reptiles if i am feeling frisky

Tiller, stop fucking the birds and reptiles

Duck fucker by notaduckfuckerliketilleris October 9, 2008

Duck Fucker 

Cast member of the show Duck Dynasty.

I'm on the show Duck Dynasty, therefore I'm a duck fucker.

Duck Fucker by Rickstering October 27, 2014

Dick Duck Fucker 

A) A pejorative for a Roman. This term has its origins in the phrase "Dick Duck Fart"--a Roman motto (dic duc ferte) meaning say, lead, and bear. Rome's subjugated people referred to their conquerors as "Dick Duck Fuckers."

B) Possibly apocryphal texts suggest that the term had its origins in an incident involving a legionnaire and a Gaul. Like all Romans, the legionnaires would march through enemy territory chanting "Dick Duck Fart." As one especially savage soldier chopped a baby's head off, the mother screamed: "You're all dick duck fuckers!" making a mockery of the Roman battle cry. She was subsequently drawn and quartered.

Mick: Bush and Obama are a couple of imperialist Dick Duck Fuckers.

Kassie: What does Dick Duck Fucker mean?

Mick: It's Latin.

Dick Duck Fucker by McMeddles February 28, 2014