Duaki

Poop and throw up mixed together

He smells like duaki today

Duaki by daddycarcar December 7, 2024

Duckitis 

A sudden case of amnesia you come down with that cause you to duck the person or people you owe money to.

You already ran out of people to sweet talk out of their money.

I have a job.

Really doing what?

I don’t exactly have the job yet but I’m practically a shoe-in.

Well “Miss shoe-in” when you do get this job you make sure you remember to pay me back my money. Don’t develop a sudden case of Duckitis because I don’t have a problem coming to your “job” to collect my ducketts.

Duckitis by Starving Artist246 October 21, 2021

draking and driving 

The act of driving while simultaneously listening to Drake. This act typically results in ending up at your ex's house while crying. Much like drinking and driving, sometimes your actions aren't controllable resulting in regret later on. Most common songs which cause Draking and driving are: Say Something, Doing It Wrong, Marvin's Room, & Best I Ever Had although there are numerous others. Don't confuse with R. Kelly cruising which is the act of listening to R. Kelly resulting in an unexpected sexual encounter with an ex, a friend, or a hooker.

Bob tuned into some Drake while he was getting fast food at 2am, but somehow ended up at his ex's house only to wake up to pain & regret the next morning and also remembering that his ex is a huge whore! Unfortunately this was a bad case of Draking and Driving!

draking and driving by ChizzyB October 21, 2013

Daisy Duckin’ It 

verb. When a female walks around with a top and no bottoms. Gender specific action of “Porky Piggin’ It”.

Male: Girl, why you be walking around here Porky Piggin’ It?!

Female: Get that sexist shit outta here. I’ll be Daisy Duckin’ It whenever I want.

Daisy Duckin’ It by SrPickleTickle July 29, 2019

DUCKISM 

Duckism is an elegant religion of worshipping the superior entities, the ducks. One must remember only the Duckists will survive the Wrath and the test of time.

Duckism is the only valid religion.

DUCKISM by the_cofounder July 23, 2020

Rubber ducking 

To describe your problems to a rubber-duck or other inanimate object. Common in software development, the act of describing your problem (as to a mailing list, friend, or a rubber duck on top of your monitor) often leads to finding the solution just a few moments later. In the mailing list case, rubber ducking would then be to mail the list again saying "Ok, that was dumb, but now I'm stuck on the part where...", then to discover THAT solution immediately after hitting SEND. Repeat, ad lib, fade.

"Sorry to spam the list -- I'm just rubber ducking, this morning. Problem solved. Nothing to see here, move along..."

Rubber ducking by Chumette May 6, 2010

deakin derwishing 

Deakin derwishing is the practice of playing several gaming tables at the same time. A person may be playing roulette, blackjack and dice simultaneously by running from one table to the other placing bets. It can also be said of a person playing several slot machines at the same time

Simon was Deakin derwishing in the casino last night, at one stage he was playing 5 tables at once

That guy can run fast - he has to with all the Deakin derwishing he does!

deakin derwishing by GamblersRamblers February 10, 2014