Dakin 

A 'Dakin' is a teenage boy who acts very immaturly fot his age.
They do not have usual teenage interest Like Music or hagning around with their peers they just go out shopping with parents and watch television such as cbbc cartoon network and nickelodeon.

Is my friend a Dakin?

Look out for these 10 symptons to know if you know a dakin.
1. cannot hav a basic human conversation even thought the person is booksmart
2. likes crazy frog and other shit like that
3. follows groups of people who will not take the piss out of him (mutch)
4. Uses very immature language (eg. Hurty)
5. stink
6. wash rarely
7. Plays with sticks and in dirt
8. lazy and slightley over weight
9. extremely un-fit (no sports skill what so ever)
10. just plain gay
optional- large chin, 100% gay

Example 1
Person- "aup dakin how are you"
Dakin- "*supid noise*"
Person- "Shut the fuck up dakin you gay boy"
Dakin- "You're nasty"
Exaple 2
Person- "remember when you fell over?"
Dakin- "That was hurty"
Person "Stop talking like a twat"
Dakin "You're Nasty"

Dakin by Danny Lynch January 28, 2007

Dakin 

Usually a (gay)male that possesses a penis of 2 inches a shorter. The name is commonly used in the gay community.

Haha man! Yo names Dakin! Dat's a gay name boy!

Dakin by Akalakakumar August 20, 2013

Dakin 

A myseterious girl, usually indecisive. Oftentimes adventurous but sometimes reserved and more calm. They are fearless and can seriously kick some ass when they need to. Don't be fooled. They can be some of the sweetest, calmest, creatures but once you get put on their shit list.... you better watch out.

Person: I can't exactly describe her.... she's just "Dakin".

Dakin by Alshex Bera 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 September 2, 2017

Dakin 

Friend zoned little pussy, who’s whole purpose in life is to fuck his own brother. Who also looks like sloth from the goonies.

Dakinz: “Wanna have sex?”
Shelby: “No, let’s just stay friends”
Dakinz: “But why?!??”
Shelby: “I can’t sleep with sloth from the goonies.”

Dakin by DangYou’reGay February 15, 2020

Dakin 

The Beast known as Dakin originates from the 15th circle of anguish, torment, and apparently the nasally voiced. He was birthed out of the unholy mating of awkward moments, WHAT THE!!, and neurotic tendencies. Brought forth to swing the balance of despair

Formspring: would you wax your entire body for $500?
Dakin: Unlikely, might do it if you put that to the 4th power.
Dakin's are unreasonably hairy as well in most cases

Dakin by Anonymous3.0 March 1, 2010

Dakin 

A Fat Bitch Who needs To Work Out and get out of the pencil and donut Shops

Dakin Lives In The Pencil Vault

Dakin by Clowny1407 May 8, 2018

Dakin

A Dakin is someone with a naturally calm, laid-back and effortless way of moving through life.
They rarely seem rushed or desperate to impress anyone. They do their own thing, enjoy what they like, and don’t care much about outside approval.
A Dakin stays relaxed in awkward situations, laughs at themselves, and usually doesn’t overthink things. They can be quiet, playful, slightly unserious, and unexpectedly funny.
They don’t over-explain themselves, don’t make everything a big deal, and somehow make stressful situations feel less serious.
A Dakin might show up five minutes late, sit down like nothing happened and simply say, “What’s up?”
Their overall energy is:
“It’ll probably be fine.”
Common traits: nonchalant, low-maintenance, calm under pressure, dry sense of humor, comfortable being themselves, slightly chaotic but never too concerned about it.

Example 1
Person: “Bro, you’re twenty minutes late.”
Dakin: “Yeah.”
Person: “That’s it? ‘Yeah’?”
Dakin: “I’m here now.”

Example 2
Person: “Remember when you fell over in front of everyone?”
Dakin: “Yeah, that was pretty funny.”
Person: “You weren’t embarrassed?”
Dakin: “For like five seconds.”

Example 3
Person: “Everyone’s stressing about tomorrow.”
Dakin: “We’ll figure it out tomorrow.”
Person: “How are you this relaxed?”
Dakin: “Being stressed today won’t make tomorrow easier.”

Example 4
Person: “That guy was literally talking shit about you.”
Dakin: “Okay.”
Person: “You’re not gonna say anything?”
Dakin: “He seems busy enough.”

Example 5
Person: “Why are you just sitting there?”
Dakin: “Seemed like a good place to sit.”

Example 6
Person: “You know everyone else dressed up for this, right?”
Dakin: “Yeah, they look good.”
Person: “You don’t care that you’re underdressed?”
Dakin: “I’m comfortable.”

Example 7
Person: “What are you doing this weekend?”
Dakin: “Probably nothing.”
Person: “That sounds boring.”
Dakin: “Not to me.”

Example 8
Person: “How do you never panic?”
Dakin: “I do.”
Person: “You don’t look like it.”
Dakin: “That sounds convenient.”

Dakin by Bryce Ho October 6, 2026