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Dry Fish 

Dry Fish: Is when a guy jerks off, ejaculates on any part of his body, doesn't wipe it off or takes a shower after. Instead falls asleep with the ejaculate on him, wakes up, brushes his hand against the dried cum, and smells it. It'll smell just like fish.
Sarah (Girlfriend): *Walks in "John & her bedroom"* Oh my gosh, John! Why does it smell so bad in here? Did you eat fish in here earlier?
John (Boyfriend): Ummm.. no, I jacked off earlier while you were gone.
Sarah (Girlfriend): Ohh okay, that's why it smelled so bad in here, it was your 'dry fish'.
John (Boyfriend): Lmao! My what?
Sarah (Girlfriend): You smell like fish, that's what it means! Now get your ass in the shower and scrub thoroughly!
Dry Fish by Agua4TheFrock September 22, 2016
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As dry as a fish on a bbq 

Couldn't get it in mate, she was dry as a fish on a bbq
When a Woman, usually a fiction Succubus or something like that, fucks a man so much that he dies via ejaculation.
Bro, Alma Elma completely dryfished that dude.
Man, when's the funeral?
Dryfish by Noodle4402 May 9, 2020

dryfishing 

trying to seduce someone (particularly a girl) without using any bait (e.g. gifts, money, or a date) to help persuade or lure them in to your desires.
To try and seduce a chick without taking her out or buying her nice things is dryfishing.
dryfishing by Professor44 June 12, 2018