Drunkitous

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The mental and physical illness/condition related to being drunk for several consecutive days and nights. Symptoms include, but are not limited to lateness, obviously false excuses, copious amounts of swearing, oversharing personal information, and 20 minute ice breaks.

Similar to laryngitis but with booze.

My co-worker has been out of the office all week. She has a very bad case of drunkitous. Pray for her.

Drunkitous by Abbyroad October 9, 2009

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drunktopus

Being so drunk that you can not control your limbs

Coco: did you see Trixie last night?

Candy: yeah, she couldnt even walk! total drunktopus!

drunktopus by candy08 June 11, 2011

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drunkitude

1. Annoying, cocky, aggressive, sarcastic, crazy or otherwise abnormal/different attitude or personality displayed by someone only when they are drunk or under the influence of alcohol

If a person who could normally be described as kind, funny/witty and smart becomes a sarcastic, insulting, rude, foul - mouthed bitch, while drinking alcohol.....the bitch has a drunkitude !

A usually quiet, laid back, and/or somewhat shy person becomes a loud, over-talkative windbag almost immediately upon consuming alcohol....has a drunkitude or a drunkonality as opposed to their personality.

drunkitude by ValeriKCkixass February 21, 2010

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Drunktopus

The name of an epic streamer on Twich. Makes cocktails, games and goes on travel adventures

Do you know The Drunktopus? Yeah, he's super cool and I always enjoy checking him out on his Twitch stream

Drunktopus by TheDrunktopus July 20, 2021

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drunkios

A delicious concoction of Spaghetti-Os and macaroni and cheese. Invented in 2008 in Northern California. Only okay to eat if you are intoxicated in some way.

I'm hella faded... let's enjoy some Drunkios!!

drunkios by Ave the Brave November 23, 2009

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drunktourage

Group of friends who regularly drink with each other.

After having boss nachos at Mister Days, the drunktourage headed over to Sobe for karaoke.

drunktourage by WNDC October 31, 2009

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drunkitude

a defiant, arrogant, and/or aggressive state of mind achieved during inebriation in an otherwise cool and collected individual.

Naw, he's chill. Just after a coupla 40's my man's got a bad drunkitude

drunkitude by Terrence H December 9, 2006

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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