drank'-shuhs-adj.
1. anxiety one develops when facing temptation in a social setting when one has recently decided to quit drinking, and every person around them is buzzed and having a good time. Results in a feeling of detachment and resentment toward drunk friends and/or, alcohol relapse.
2. the feeling that you are being judged for choosing not to drink

This was not a good night for me to have to go to this art opening- these social vampires and their gleaming green beer bottles are makin' me dranxious.

dranxious by zene13 February 8, 2009

Related Words

Drunxious • dranxious • Danxious • drunkios • Drunkitous • drunkius-whiteperson • Drunxhausted • Drunk House Sean

drunkios

A delicious concoction of Spaghetti-Os and macaroni and cheese. Invented in 2008 in Northern California. Only okay to eat if you are intoxicated in some way.

I'm hella faded... let's enjoy some Drunkios!!

drunkios by Ave the Brave November 23, 2009

Danxious

The feeling of paranoia or anxiety brought about by smelling like weed, or smelling 'dank', after smoking marijuana.

"I've got to go home to my mum but I smell too dank"

"Seems like you're feeling danxious"

Danxious by ImLicked November 19, 2014

Drunkitous

The mental and physical illness/condition related to being drunk for several consecutive days and nights. Symptoms include, but are not limited to lateness, obviously false excuses, copious amounts of swearing, oversharing personal information, and 20 minute ice breaks.

Similar to laryngitis but with booze.

My co-worker has been out of the office all week. She has a very bad case of drunkitous. Pray for her.

Drunkitous by Abbyroad October 9, 2009

Drunxhausted

To be completely worn out from a hard day's work, with a minimal amount of alcohol in your system. Not even a fetus could get drunk off of what you drank. You become very drunk very fast because you are very exhausted.

"Dude, I have to take Alix home--she's totally drunxhausted and slopping around after only one little shot"

Drunxhausted by Muffin flippin' October 30, 2008

drunkius-whiteperson

A horrible bearded white person who fucks with other people for attention mostly at Japanese anime schools and sex clubs. They also have a horrible penis size.

1. all I drink is corona

2. cmon waifu.
3. you are a horrible fuck, don't talk to me again
4. YOU ARE THE WORLDS GREATEST DRUNKIUS-WHITEPERSON!

drunkius-whiteperson by overlordissomewhatdead December 27, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026