A group of friends or people you hang out with that have deep knowledge of cocktails, beer, craft beer, wine or whiskey to help you make good drink selections, pairings, suggest appropriate codes of conduct and protocols for drinking or consuming alcoholic beverages. Members of this group should each specialize in a particular genre of alcohol. A more diverse group will make for a better drinktourage. A good drinktourage will impress outsiders and those with little or no knowledge of alcoholic beverages. It's a symbiotic relationship. You need them for their drink knowledge and they need you so they can utilize their drink knowledge. Both parties end up looking very cool.
While eating sea bass with my friends one evening, I chose a red wine for the table. My drinktourage quickly corrected me and ordered a White Bordeaux. Thank God for my drinktourage...they're the best.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.