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drunctional 

The state of one who is inebriated, but can still participate in intelligent conversation and perform simple tasks, like cooking macaroni and cheese or covering a city council meeting for the local newspaper.
Editor: "Don't drink too much at happy hour. You have to be at that zoning meeting by 7 p.m."

Reporter: "Whatever. The meeting is just down the street from the bar, and even after a few shots, I'll still be drunctional enough to get what I need and submit my story by deadline."
drunctional by minkiekitten October 8, 2009

drugathon 

A periode of time which one or more person(s) takes as many drugs as they can without ODing or dying.
Matt went on a drugathon yesterday and is feeling under the weather today. Don't do drugs.
drugathon by Toim January 28, 2008

Drunctioning 

When you are able to function while (still) drunk.
Store Manager: You're not selling as much shit as you usually do.
Me: That's because I'm drunctioning. Frat party last night, off the hizzle yo.
Store Manager: Say what?
Me: Nothing. I enjoyed having this professional conversation with you and shall resume my duties as a member of your staff.
Drunctioning by Hookertron 3000 August 13, 2011

DRAGCATION 

1. A vacation that's sole purpose is for an individual or individuals to do drag or crossdress for extended periods of time or multiple days. 2. The process or act of an individual or individuals doing drag/crossdressing for long periods of time and/or multiple days in a row while on vacation
While on my dragcation I spent many days shopping and dining with friends.
DRAGCATION by J. Dawson November 22, 2018

drunkation 

A vacation that is spent being drunk the entire time.
That drunkation last week kicked my ass.
drunkation by bralager August 22, 2011

Drunction 

A junction with a liquor store on each corner
I'm going on a beer run, anything you want from the drunction?
Drunction by imgoodish December 14, 2010