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drunktardia 

A mythical place where drunk people abound and good times are had by all, and miraculously hangover free. You are also permitted to act stupid and ridiculous with zero repercussions.
Every time I see that guy, he's got a drink in his hand. He must be the mayor of Drunktardia
drunktardia by usa1ders July 6, 2015

Drunkyardigan 

A drunkyardigan is a happy drunk in a place where they belong, where they will probably sing a song, and maybe dance along.

Derived from drunken nights and the love for the colorful characters on the Nick Jr. show.
We've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore! We always find things we've never seen before! That's why every day we're back for more! We're your friends, the Drunkyardigans!
Drunkyardigan by eyereene August 31, 2011

Drunktard 

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.
Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!
Drunktard by Jacob May 7, 2005

drunkardness 

The word used in place of drunkenness to fight the authority; or I didn't know the right word
I was thinking of the lack of drunkenness, but I made up the word drunkardness.

Drunkard's Bulimia 

The act of inducing vomiting as means of achieving sobriety. Most commonly performed after a night of heavy drinking. Methods include shoving one's finger down his or her throat in a manner similar to famed reality television stars. Although it is theoretically sensible, its effectiveness is uncertain.
*Scene is set at a crowded party. Dude 1 walks into the bathroom and finds Dude 2 sitting in front of the toilet*

Dude 1: Why the hell are you shoving your finger down your throat?

Dude 2: It's called drunkard's bulimia. I heard that it helps you sober up after a night of heavy drinking.

Dude 1: You're a moron.

drunkard 

A person who is drunk. This applies to the following type of people:

1) Binge drinkers on a Friday night etc

2) Alcoholics, who are regularly drunk
Britain is full of binge-drinking youths, who are proud of their disgusting behaviour, and boast about their worthless lives. Drunkards are part of the British social scene. Many young British women are drunkards on a Friday night! They want to live like foolish males, and they too are fools!
drunkard by I See The Truth January 28, 2006