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still-water drunk 

A point in drunkenness where you feel as if you are in completely still water
Jalen looks like he's in a trance dude.
No man he's just still-water drunk
still-water drunk by Kwp58 May 21, 2014

Water Drunk 

Drinking gallon after gallon of water, then the body's blood starts to thin, giving your body and mind the sensation of being drunk, even though it only lasts for a few minutes before it all gets ejected from the body, in more ways than one.
Hey, I heard Tim went to Kingston and got drunk off of alcohol and water.
Nah, he only got water drunk, he went to a water kegger.
Water Drunk by Seventeen Sno April 16, 2008

Smoke on the Water Drunk 

When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.

This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.

The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.
Will: Smoooooooke on the Waaaaaaater!

Pat: He's Smoke on the Water Drunk

How to drink water 

Its easy okey , i will teach u how to drink water with hand .Pour some water to the cup , mug , bowl and other . Grab taht cup with your hand okey and move that cup to your lips . after finishing placing the tip of the cup on the lips. you need to raise your hands up, make sure the water in the cup goes into your mouth. drink slowly. how do we drink water

Drink Water 

Telling Somebody To Fuck Off By Drowning Themselves!
Person 1: Leave Me Alone!

Person 2: No! Im Going To Bother You All Day

Person 1: Drink Water Bitch!
Drink Water by Le0123 June 29, 2009

How to drink water 

Sometimes used as defining, "how do you do this" or being a stupid idiot actually not knowing how to drink water.
Sometimes even used for defining a person, or you is dumb.
"Uh.. How to drink water? So confusing.."
"LOL, He's like, 'uH hOw tO dRiNk wATeR, HA!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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