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The idea that females do not "go number 2".

This is theory is usually sported my men who do not like the thought or fact of women using the toilet to put poo in it.

It helps certain people perceive women as more beautiful in certain situations.

This thought can also be modified to "Only ugly girls poo".
Judi: I gotta go poop.

Pat: Nope. Girls don't poop.

Judi: What?
by PattyBadFingers March 01, 2010

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An epidemic that swept most of North America and some of Europe on November 10th, 2009.

When Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 was released there was a massive amount of high school and other students that did not attend school on November 10th and 11th (2009).

This was due to the urge to continuously play the newly released game for long amounts of time, with little to no rest.

Although the release has come and gone. It is not uncommon for someone from the ages of 12 to 18 to skip a day of school periodically to play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. This is only lingering side effects of the Call of Duty Flu.
I can't hangout after school, I didn't go today because I had the Call of Duty Flu.

Mom, the only reason I didn't go to school was because I had the Call of Duty Flu!
by PattyBadFingers November 12, 2009

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A quick spraying of a cheap cologne or a fast swipe of deodorant to mask the smell of one's body odor. Also related to a Pirate Bath.
I smelled real bad, but I didn't have time to take a real shower, so I had to take a Mexican Shower instead.

I think he just took a Mexican Shower, because as soon as I got close all I could smell was stank.
by PattyBadFingers September 30, 2009

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A person who, when texting, almost always has a smile on their face and appears to be in a good mood even if they aren't.
Sandy is always smiling when she is texting, I guess she must be one of those Happy Texters.

I saw Chelsea smiling white she sent you that text, but don't get your hope up, I think she's just a Happy Texter.
by PattyBadFingers December 13, 2009

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A special type of hunger that sneaks up on ones self.

You will feel fine, and not hungry and all of a sudden you struck with unquenchable hunger.

It can sometimes be painful and uncomfortable, and is cured or satisfied by simply chowing down on food.
I felt fine during most of first block, not hungry at all, but at the end I got hit with Stealth Hunger and I needed to eat.

I wasn't hungry at all on the way up. But on the way back, I got hit with Stealth Hunger and had a stomach ache.
by PattyBadFingers October 06, 2009

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The form of a gay woman who is so manly a masculine ending is required for her usual title, lesbian.

This person will often times wear or shop for mens clothing in stores like "Casual Male XL" or "Cabela's" and wear boxers shorts instead of female underwear. They also will never wear make up and have short hair, usually a buzz cut.

A lesbio is the closest thing a female can come to a man without having a penis.
Katherine's a total Lesbio, I saw her butt crack today when she was picking up chewing tobacco.
by PattyBadFingers March 01, 2010

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The shortened form of "Pretty and Skinny".

Used to ironically make fun of someone who is neither Pretty, nor Skinny.
Biggie Smalls was very Pro and Sko.

"Michael Moore is mad Pro and Sko, he's fat and ugly."
by PattyBadFingers March 08, 2010

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