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Dummiest 

The word dummiest means you are really dumb like even dumber than the dumbest .
Jaiden is the dummiest
Dummiest by Dummiest January 31, 2020

Internet for Dummies

He was too stupid to use a real ISP, so he got the Internet for Dummies
Internet for Dummies by DonH October 2, 2003

Mask Wearing for Dummies 

The long-overdue title for millions of anti-maskers and maskholes around the world, whose selfish actions only prolong the coronavirus pandemic on earth, and lead to more infections and deaths—they need to come to terms that their constant refusal to don a face mask in public has serious consequences, such as fines, push-ups, and jail sentences (or even caning or deportation in some extreme cases).
The author of “Mask Wearing for Dummies” hinted to his publisher that he’s concurrently writing “Lockdown for Dummies” and “COVID-19 Vaccines for Dummies” targeting at millions of covidiots, particularly the diehard Trumpists and hardcore QAnonists from the red states, who get most of their corona advice from their Maskhole-in-Chief.

mutton dummies 

belfast slang for a pair of slippers dated c1950
hes wearing his mutton dummies
mutton dummies by Victor Luney December 14, 2008

Dummies Get Baked 

Usually used to clown on a person who refuses to use common sense to solve or deal with a problem or issue, thus, paying a severe consequence because of his or her arrogance, ignorance, and lack of knowledge.
Man I told Timmy not to hook up with that trick from the block. She's got STDs. Not to mention her brother is a hitman.

But guess what, Timmy hit it anyways..."Dummies Get Baked."
Dummies Get Baked by Bulldog Pride November 14, 2011

Internet for Dummies

An instructional book from the ...for Dummies series of books that tells people how to use the internet. And the book knows that Internet Explorer and Outlook Express are very bad to use.
Internet for Dummies go through change over the years. It's main competition is The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Internet.
Internet for Dummies by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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