Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Dummiest 

The dumbest version of a dummy; a very stupid person
Someone:You are a dummy
You: Well you are dummiest
Dummiest by Cats184739294774 July 17, 2019

Dummiest of thicc 

When you're the absolute thickest of all, so you become the dumbest of thicc.
Solid Snake's asscheeks are so hot, they're the dummiest of thicc.

Internet for Dummies

He was too stupid to use a real ISP, so he got the Internet for Dummies
Internet for Dummies by DonH October 2, 2003

Mask Wearing for Dummies 

The long-overdue title for millions of anti-maskers and maskholes around the world, whose selfish actions only prolong the coronavirus pandemic on earth, and lead to more infections and deaths—they need to come to terms that their constant refusal to don a face mask in public has serious consequences, such as fines, push-ups, and jail sentences (or even caning or deportation in some extreme cases).
The author of “Mask Wearing for Dummies” hinted to his publisher that he’s concurrently writing “Lockdown for Dummies” and “COVID-19 Vaccines for Dummies” targeting at millions of covidiots, particularly the diehard Trumpists and hardcore QAnonists from the red states, who get most of their corona advice from their Maskhole-in-Chief.

mutton dummies 

belfast slang for a pair of slippers dated c1950
hes wearing his mutton dummies
mutton dummies by Victor Luney December 14, 2008

Dummies Get Baked 

Usually used to clown on a person who refuses to use common sense to solve or deal with a problem or issue, thus, paying a severe consequence because of his or her arrogance, ignorance, and lack of knowledge.
Man I told Timmy not to hook up with that trick from the block. She's got STDs. Not to mention her brother is a hitman.

But guess what, Timmy hit it anyways..."Dummies Get Baked."
Dummies Get Baked by Bulldog Pride November 14, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
Load more