DonH's definitions

walk toward the light

To die

My old car decided to walk toward the light last week

by DonH October 2, 2003

Internet for Dummies

America Online

He was too stupid to use a real ISP, so he got the Internet for Dummies

by DonH October 2, 2003

Stinkpad

A portable (laptop) computer manufactured by IBM.

You mean they're trashing my Dell and giving me a goddam Stinkpad?

by DonH October 21, 2003

Arthur P

Short for Arthur Penhallow, a 900-year-old disk jocky on Detroit's WRIF

Arthur P was on the evening drive time radio before White people were in America

by DonH October 3, 2003

Wintendo

Windows 95, 98, or ME

He finally ditched his Wintendo and got a real operating system.

by DonH October 2, 2003

farting lumps

Unintentionally passing some small turds while intentionally passing gas

Aw, man! I just farted some lumps!

by DonH October 2, 2003

utopia

Todd Rundgrin's old band - like anyone cares

My Utopia album is older than my kid's English teacher.

by DonH October 2, 2003