Druied

Getting druied means getting ass-fucked.
If someone asks you a simple question but your thought process is too complex for no reason at all and then you feel stupid when they tell you the answer.

Drui: "What is the color of the ocean?"
Tiago: "The ocean itself is the reflection of the sky so by that logic it's mirror-faced, or transparent."
Drui: "It's blue."
Tiago: "I got druied...
My day has been ruined."

Druied by NyeseyN November 8, 2022

Dried Turds

Big dark nipples that have sunken into the wrinkled brown areola ... resembling dried turds (wet turds if in the bath)

My nipples are like dried turds from all the breast feeding

Dried Turds by Working Class Hero December 29, 2020

driedfecta 

The combination of the three finest dried fruit: raisins, apricots, and cranberries

Kip: Can you pass the prunes and banana chips?

Pam: We don't have those here-- We only serve the driedfecta

driedfecta by dan theman October 22, 2008

freeze dried 

The act of consuming alcohol, marijuana, and mushrooms all at the same time.

Cody: Man, I just chased that mushroom with a shot of fireball!
Dennis: And you're high as balls!
Schuyler: Dude you're so freeze dried

freeze dried by R!ff Raff July 1, 2014

Druidess 

A female Druid. The original ones used to dance naked in the forest worshiping trees. Druids are a type of Pagan.

Also a type of character in the Faerytale Era.

That druidess with her long black hair is beautiful.
The druidess casted a spell to summon dragons.

Druidess by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 19, 2007

freeze dried hippie 

Normally, a person who seems to be stuck in the past. This person wants to stay in the "good ol' days." This person may also think of himself as appealing to the younger audience. You may spot one once in a while. They usually have a braided pony tail in his gray hair and may wear clothing styles of today. If not, he wears anything that he may consider "hip" or "cool" which may not be true.

My father is a freeze dried hippie! This is so embarrassing! I wish he would just get through the fact that times have changed!

freeze dried hippie by casmay26 May 10, 2008

Freeze-dried Bullshit 

Bullshit to the nth degree.

Did you hear Bill caught his girl creepin' with Doug?

Yeah, that's some freeze-dried bullshit there.

Freeze-dried Bullshit by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011