Droodling
Droodling by Milos Weens July 31, 2018
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Serious drooling
Serious drooling by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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Troodling
When an uncircumcised man wraps the hood of his uncut man meat over the hood of another man's uncut dangle. They precede to slide back and forth until ejaculation
Neil: Wow. This place is really dead tonight. There are, literally, no women here...I'm bored.
Bob: So true. Want to buy a box of cheap beer, go back to my place and do a little troodling?
Bob: So true. Want to buy a box of cheap beer, go back to my place and do a little troodling?
Troodling by Derpydurpy May 2, 2017
droolin
droolin by vintagesignman November 12, 2009
droozling
The involuntary process of post-coital semen extraction from one's vagina or anus by gravity after internal ejaculation (creampie) .
doodling your noodle
doodling your noodle by Sam Winchesterr February 21, 2011
Drooling Veggie
The phrase used to describe a retard with the IQ of a vegetable and the talent of an Autistic person (Drooling)
Person 1: Oh look, who's that sexy boy ?
Person 2: Oh its just a "drooling veggie", his name is Jonah
Person 2: Oh its just a "drooling veggie", his name is Jonah
Drooling Veggie by LeBadAtEnglish June 3, 2015
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