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Drosterbation
Taking video of oneself masturbating then subsequently taking video of oneself masturbating to aforementioned video of oneself masturbating. Leveraging the droste effect similar to a hall of mirrors leading to an infinite loop of masturbating to video of onself masturbating to a video of oneself masturbating...
Haggs intelligently implemented drosterbation last weekend which in effect renders him trapped in an endless loop, I doubt he will be seen again.
Ghouds prefers drosterbation over women.
Mario somehow managed to impregnate himself via drosterbation .
Ghouds prefers drosterbation over women.
Mario somehow managed to impregnate himself via drosterbation .
Drosterbation by Ghouds November 9, 2019
dorite
dorite by blouvelvet August 1, 2013
Driterz
“he has a driterz in the toilet”
droste effect
The droste effect is the effect of a picture recursively appearing within itself, in a place where a similar picture would realistically be expected to appear. And while the appearance may be recursive, the smaller version contains an even smaller version of the picture, and so on. Only in theory could this go on forever, as fractals can sometimes do; practically, it continues only as long as the resolution of the picture allows, which is relatively short, since each iteration geometrically reduces the picture's size.
This sentence says, "This sentence says, "This sentence says, "This sentence says, "..."""" - (example of the droste effect )
droste effect by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 11, 2018
droitwich
n.) The uncomfortable phenomenon when two people meet while walking and attempt to pass only to have both persons go in the same direction, thus each continuing to block the path of the other. The occurence is usually brief but unsettling enough to cause grievance and annoyance in one or both parties (or however many are involved).
Also is known as "the get-past-you shuffle", "the pavement tango" and "the thing where you go like 'this'".
The word comes from the book "The Meaning of Liff" by Douglas Admas and John Lloyd.
Also is known as "the get-past-you shuffle", "the pavement tango" and "the thing where you go like 'this'".
The word comes from the book "The Meaning of Liff" by Douglas Admas and John Lloyd.
Dieu et mon droit
French for 'God and my right'
Found on th Royal Coat of Arms for the United Kingdom.
Used by Henry V, because he spoke French and was also the King of France.
First used by Richard I in 1198 as a password, where he defeated Phillip II at The Battle of Gisors; Richard believed that he owed his Kingship to no other, than God.
Found on th Royal Coat of Arms for the United Kingdom.
Used by Henry V, because he spoke French and was also the King of France.
First used by Richard I in 1198 as a password, where he defeated Phillip II at The Battle of Gisors; Richard believed that he owed his Kingship to no other, than God.
Dieu et mon droit by carl willimott May 28, 2007
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