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a synonym for the word "awkward." droit is an abbreviation of the word "maladroit," a more harvard way of saying somethings awkward.
Simone: damn i was drunk dialing last night and i told jacob i knew he loved me and he denied it like a fucking pussy. then today he tried to talk to me about it and i had to pretend i had no idea what he was talking about.

Crystal: shit girl that must have been so droit!
droit by baja fresh October 30, 2007
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droit de seigneur 

An archaic law that guarenteed the ruler of a particular place (a king, a lord, a baron ect.) first night privileges with any bride in his domain on her wedding night. Out of use today.

Also known by the Latin name "Prima Nocta"

Word Origin: French. Literally means "Right of the master"
In the movie "Braveheart", William and Murron marry in secret to avoid Murron being forced to sleep with the King because of the droit de seigneur.

In the tv show "The Office" Michael says he is instituting "Prima Nocta" to ensure that everyone dresses properly for Phyllis' wedding. He later admits he misconstrued the meaning of the phrase.

Dieu et mon droit 

French for 'God and my right'

Found on th Royal Coat of Arms for the United Kingdom.

Used by Henry V, because he spoke French and was also the King of France.

First used by Richard I in 1198 as a password, where he defeated Phillip II at The Battle of Gisors; Richard believed that he owed his Kingship to no other, than God.
Dieu et mon droit - UK

sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

doitsuism 

A religion that worships the Hetalia character Germany, or Lord Doitsu. "Shine bright like a doitsu" The religion represents all love for Doitsu, wurst, beer, cleaning, and potatoes. We are all potatoes. Followers of Doistuism call theirselves Doitsuists.
Feliciano is a strong supporter of Doitsuism.
doitsuism by PotatoBastardo July 15, 2014

Battle Droid

A variant of Chad that is either asexual or attracted to nonliving things
Becky: Anon is SUCH a battle droid
B1-D79: I know right? Roger roger
1. Japanese/Romaji word for Germany.

2. Common nickname for Germany/Ludwig Beilschmidt from the anime, Hetalia: Axis Powers

3. Doitsu isn't just the Japenese word for Germany - oh, no. It is so much more . Doitsu is the reason we live, the reason we breathe. Without Doitsu, we'd be dead; nothing. Doitsu has the power to do anything. Once you become a Doitsu, you have achieved everything in life. Get stopped by the police? Tell them you're a Doitsu, and they'll back the fuck off. Your house getting burgled? Just let those assholes take one good look at your Doitsu face and they'll drop dead. Doitsu is everything. Everything that you have ever know. Only the best of the best can become a Doitsu."
Shine Bright like a Doitsu
Doitsu by silly32 March 1, 2013