Dread fart

Noun: a fart that was meant to be silent, but after release results in immediate mortification and humiliation by the party involved.

My wife and were quietly in bed when she released a dread fart and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Toyboy78 July 21, 2022

Dead Fart

The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk

The deer was dead farting as we dragged it along the sidewalk in front of the tree hugger

by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018

Dead Sea Fart Magic

When you let off a gassy fart that smells of sea salt and dead bodies in the bath.

Phwoaaar mate, that dead sea fart magic was a big one!

by DeadSeaFarter December 18, 2011

dream big and fart loud

do I even need to explain

Random Person: dream big and fart loud
Me, writing a definition: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

suck a fart out of a dead seagull

When someone tries to get smart to u.

Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull

by chris.k May 17, 2006

Dreadfather

someone who has great knowlage of dreadlocks or has had dreads for a long time.
if the shave there dreads off they will no longer be a dreadfather.

yo u seen that guy vella man hes the dreadfather

by The Dreadfather December 4, 2007

Dreadfast

Such as Brunch or Linner, "Dreadfast" (Dinner+Dreadful+Breakfast) referes to grabbing a bite when drunk late at night, way after dinner, way before breakfast. It is necessary to eat this meal in an intoxication-related situation, which is when most of this particular munchies are held.

Brian Wilson got so crossfaded last night we all though he was going to blackout. Good thing we found that sketchy bar that served us some decent dreadfast and he could get back to life.

by Tanus August 27, 2011