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drainage 

to drain or drink via large straw
Drainage! Drainage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy!If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake, I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
drainage by MClem March 1, 2008

drainage basin 

A complicated and complex sexual maneuver consisting of the use of a funnel in which the male ejaculates into the funnel which is located in the females poontang.
Your mom and I decided to drainage basin when you left, but we couldn't find a funnel.
drainage basin by Brae J Swagman April 14, 2015

drainage 

Complete, utter, humiliating pwnage, leaving opponent in shock, disbelief, and despair.
Daniel Plainview: It's called drainage. I own everything around it, so I get everything underneath it.
...
Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake! slurp I drink it up!
drainage by Anomaly9999 April 28, 2008

collateral drainage 

When a male urinates before aiming, presuming the urine will go in the toilet bowl, but it does not.
"Zed"

Hey Maynard, did you pee all over the bathroom floor?

"Maynard"

Yeah. Sorry man, collateral drainage, I'll wipe it up.

Vein Drainage 

Those droplets of remnant semen or urine that cast one or more little wet spots on a males boxers.
I banged the old lady this morning and had a little vein drainage this morning.

The vein drainage was bad cause I didn’t shake too good after taking a piss and I was on a hurry.
Vein Drainage by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020

drainageized 

A concept that has been so fully contemplated, vetted, and scientifically understood by persons of expert status that it is simply unchallengeable beyond that of a fact.
The concept of green bonds is so drainageized that it needs no further explanation.
drainageized by mymymetoo May 30, 2018
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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