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drainage 

to drain or drink via large straw
Drainage! Drainage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy!If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake, I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!
drainage by MClem March 1, 2008

drainage basin 

A complicated and complex sexual maneuver consisting of the use of a funnel in which the male ejaculates into the funnel which is located in the females poontang.
Your mom and I decided to drainage basin when you left, but we couldn't find a funnel.
drainage basin by Brae J Swagman April 14, 2015

drainage 

Complete, utter, humiliating pwnage, leaving opponent in shock, disbelief, and despair.
Daniel Plainview: It's called drainage. I own everything around it, so I get everything underneath it.
...
Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake! slurp I drink it up!
drainage by Anomaly9999 April 28, 2008

collateral drainage 

When a male urinates before aiming, presuming the urine will go in the toilet bowl, but it does not.
"Zed"

Hey Maynard, did you pee all over the bathroom floor?

"Maynard"

Yeah. Sorry man, collateral drainage, I'll wipe it up.

teeth draggage 

When one dragges their teeth across your cock (accidentally or intensionally) during oral sex.
Hey bitch, easy on the teeth draggage!
teeth draggage by asystole September 19, 2009

Vein Drainage 

Those droplets of remnant semen or urine that cast one or more little wet spots on a males boxers.
I banged the old lady this morning and had a little vein drainage this morning.

The vein drainage was bad cause I didn’t shake too good after taking a piss and I was on a hurry.
Vein Drainage by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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