I couldn't take the teeth draggage anymore so i flipped th snatch crack over and went for a booty romp.
by asystole September 21, 2009

My glutes are sooo big & my crack sooo deep from deadlifts that in the shower i can't reach my butthole to clean it.
by asystole June 28, 2025

by asystole September 19, 2009

by asystole September 13, 2009

Someone who should be dead but thanks to the MICU (medical intensive care unit) lives and continue to be a menace to society.
Hey snatch rack! You need a booty romp due to excessive teeth draggage. If you're lucky some deadlift dirty butthole will make you a MICU success story.
by asystole August 23, 2025
