Definitions by asystole

MICU SUCCESS STORY

Someone who should be dead but thanks to the MICU (medical intensive care unit) lives and continue to be a menace to society.

Hey snatch rack! You need a booty romp due to excessive teeth draggage. If you're lucky some deadlift dirty butthole will make you a MICU success story.

MICU SUCCESS STORY by asystole August 23, 2025

Deadlift dirty butthole 

My glutes are sooo big & my crack sooo deep from deadlifts that in the shower i can't reach my butthole to clean it.

I got skids from deadlift dirty butthole.

Deadlift dirty butthole by asystole June 28, 2025

booty romp 

Bangin your girl from behind.

I couldn't take the teeth draggage anymore so i flipped th snatch crack over and went for a booty romp.

booty romp by asystole September 21, 2009

teeth draggage 

When one dragges their teeth across your cock (accidentally or intensionally) during oral sex.

Hey bitch, easy on the teeth draggage!

teeth draggage by asystole September 19, 2009

snatch crack 

Not quite as bad as dumb ass. Have not achieved dumb ass status yet.

You just a snatch crack tryin to become a dumb ass!

snatch crack by asystole September 13, 2009