asystole's definitions

teeth draggage

When one dragges their teeth across your cock (accidentally or intensionally) during oral sex.

Hey bitch, easy on the teeth draggage!

by asystole September 19, 2009

MICU SUCCESS STORY

Someone who should be dead but thanks to the MICU (medical intensive care unit) lives and continue to be a menace to society.

Hey snatch rack! You need a booty romp due to excessive teeth draggage. If you're lucky some deadlift dirty butthole will make you a MICU success story.

by asystole August 23, 2025

Deadlift dirty butthole

My glutes are sooo big & my crack sooo deep from deadlifts that in the shower i can't reach my butthole to clean it.

I got skids from deadlift dirty butthole.

by asystole June 28, 2025

snatch crack

Not quite as bad as dumb ass. Have not achieved dumb ass status yet.

You just a snatch crack tryin to become a dumb ass!

by asystole September 13, 2009

booty romp

Bangin your girl from behind.

I couldn't take the teeth draggage anymore so i flipped th snatch crack over and went for a booty romp.

by asystole September 21, 2009