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Ornstein the Dragonslayer 

One of the hardest bosses in the game Dark souls. Ususally killed before his parter, Executioner Smough, due to his extreme awesomeness after Smough is killed. He is quick and agile and will attack you when you least expect it. After Smough dies first, he absorbs his souls, grows to twice his usual size and starts stabbing you with a giant electric spear. If Ornstein is killed first then Smough will pulverize his dead body with his hammer, which will then become electric due to the AWESOMENESS of Ornsteins soul.
Person 1: We're dead
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!

Dragonlore 

A fucking expensive ass shit gun on steam pricing around 700-7000$ which only rich stupid douchebags and frickin drug dealing retards buy only to use as cosmetic purposes
guy;clicks on paypal,spends 10,000 dollars (7000 bucks but hes "thug and dont give fux" so he gives and extra fuckin 3000$,buy a fuckkin dragonlore

Next day-Homeless dumbass with a virtual skin he cant afford to use
Dragonlore by KingBlack_dragon July 12, 2015

Dragonblade 

When you have an erect peen. Run up on your unsuspecting S/O, pull your pants down and yell "RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE" while moving hips back and forth. Repeatedly hitting them with your peen from multiple angles.
"Oh man. Totally got my girlfriend with my Dragonblade yesterday while she was watching TV"
Dragonblade by Sinister August 14, 2017

Dragonface08

the 3rd best person in the world and the second-best YouTuber
it's the third-best person in the world, Dragonface08
Dragonface08 by coolwhip223 February 7, 2020

Dragonfarce 

What real power metal fans call Dragonforce, reason being that they are merely a cheap imitation of good power metal bands such as Sonata Arctica, HammerFall,Stratovarius
Poser at Firewind concert: Duuude! This is almost as good as that Dragonforce concert I went to last week!

Real power metal fan: Oh, you mean Dragonfarce? My dog has more talent than those weenies!

DragonSlayer 

a man who engages in sexual activity with fat women
tim is now a dragonslayer for fucking a fat bitch last night.