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Dragonvale 

The reason the battery on my iPhone dies. This game simulates people actually texting you with its numerous updates! It may perhaps be able to make a taken guy evolve into a single man after level 20 is reached in game.
iPhone: bing bing!
Derek: oh, hey Ben you got a text! Is it a sexy lady?
Ben: Even better...
Derek: A sexy lady... and her twin sister?!
Ben: Nah bro, Dragonvale update, my rainbow dragon just finished incubating!

Dragonlore 

A fucking expensive ass shit gun on steam pricing around 700-7000$ which only rich stupid douchebags and frickin drug dealing retards buy only to use as cosmetic purposes
guy;clicks on paypal,spends 10,000 dollars (7000 bucks but hes "thug and dont give fux" so he gives and extra fuckin 3000$,buy a fuckkin dragonlore

Next day-Homeless dumbass with a virtual skin he cant afford to use
Dragonlore by KingBlack_dragon July 12, 2015

dragonrealms 

A text based game owned and operated by the Simutronics corporation. The game is played by "scripting" your characters while not actually watching them. It is rumored that sometimes, when nobody is looking, scripted characters come to life and have conversations with each other, having developed some sort of rudimentary A.I.
"Though the owner of Prescious married and stopped playing long ago, the character has continued to amass wealth, and has even gone so far as to purchase other characters to expand her empire."
dragonrealms by Zeltaen May 4, 2005

Dragonmaker 

A girl who is so hot, that she can walk into a room and make every girl violently jealous.
Nooney, your cousin is a Dragonmaker. Its okay... accept it.
Dragonmaker by thatguydoesit October 28, 2010

Dragonface08

the 3rd best person in the world and the second-best YouTuber
it's the third-best person in the world, Dragonface08
Dragonface08 by coolwhip223 February 7, 2020

dragonbreath 

Foul smelling breath that has the power to knock you over, render you unconscious, or worse.
That cigarette smoker has real dragonbreath!
dragonbreath by ScottX December 23, 2006