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Ornstein the Dragonslayer 

One of the hardest bosses in the game Dark souls. Ususally killed before his parter, Executioner Smough, due to his extreme awesomeness after Smough is killed. He is quick and agile and will attack you when you least expect it. After Smough dies first, he absorbs his souls, grows to twice his usual size and starts stabbing you with a giant electric spear. If Ornstein is killed first then Smough will pulverize his dead body with his hammer, which will then become electric due to the AWESOMENESS of Ornsteins soul.
Person 1: We're dead
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!

dragonblast 

When you use gasoline as a lubricant while fingerblasting a girl, and attempt to use the friction to catch her pussy on fire.
After dragonblasting his girlfriend, Sammy was charged with arson.
dragonblast by shelfies September 10, 2015

DragonSlayer 

a man who engages in sexual activity with fat women
tim is now a dragonslayer for fucking a fat bitch last night.
DragonSlayer by john hates you all August 28, 2006

dragonslayer 

1. The honorary title of a person who has killed a dragon, or whose profession is the extermination of dragons.

2. Anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.
1. Having killed Tiamat, the squad became known as The Dragonslayers.

2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.
dragonslayer by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

Bmisk The Dragonslayer 

A rarely seen, ferocious being who has sometimes been regarded as an urban legend. He was last seen by the public competing in a testorone-injected game known as Full Contact Spoons. His signature piece of apparel is a white Nike headband he wears while bellowing out his signature catch phrase: "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAARRRR!". Famous for his soccer game antics accompanied by The Koehler Bear along with tremendous speed. Rumor has it he was last seen near the Mount Pleasant area.............
Sean: Hey man were u in class when Bmisk the Dragonslayer popped into class for 2 seconds and said "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAR!!" ?

Guy: Na man I missed it, he is one quick bastard.

Sean: This is true!

Dragonbane 

1. The weapon to kill a Dragon,usasually a blade or something
2. The act of killing a Dragon
3. The man who killed a dragon
The royal Dragonslayer killed the Dragons with his blade - Dragonbane.
Dragonbane by forsake May 22, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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