when you cum in a girls mouth then slap her in the face, thus making her spit out your cum like a dragon spits out fire...
by jakob tran April 12, 2006
Get the dragonfire mug.by PokY-DaH-PenguiN June 24, 2004
Get the dragonfire mug.A dragon fruit girl is a woman that on the exterior looks exotic and enticing, is expensive to aquire, and stands out in the crowd... however when you peel away the veneer you find nothing of any substance. On the inside she's pasty, pithy and so very bland.
Chris : Did you hookup last night with that woman I saw you talking to ?
Dave : yeah I did, but when I got her to my place and we started to get it on I found out that she's just another dragonfruit girl....
Chris : That sucks, what a waste of time
Dave : yeah I did, but when I got her to my place and we started to get it on I found out that she's just another dragonfruit girl....
Chris : That sucks, what a waste of time
by Debnhim November 8, 2018
Get the dragonfruit girl mug.Dragonite is a very powerful pseudo legendary Dragon/Flying type Pokémon. It's basically the Pokémon equivalent of the noob tube. It has an extremely OP ability in Multiscale, which cuts damage from the first attack it takes while at full health in half. This can be circumvented with the use of Stealth Rocks to chip a god 1/4 of its HP away when it enters the battle field, but that rarely ever matters since it's commonly used as a lead and almost always is accompanied by a Pokémon capable of getting rid of said entry hazard. Because of said ability, even most Ice type attacks (which it has a 4 times weaknesses to) won't OHKO a standard Dragonite, much less a bulky set. It's also problematic in that it has access to Dragon Dance, which raises both Attack and Speed one stage, as well as Extreme Speed, a move with high priority that almost always attacks first. Its Outrage attack is a death sentence, especially after an Attack boost. You would think the existence of Fairy type Pokémon would hinder its performance in today's metagame due to their immunity to its Dragon type moves, but such is sadly not the case because Dragonite also has Steel Wing and Iron Tail in its arsenal to one shot any pesky fae in its way. Dragonite is truly the king of all OU Dragon type Pokémon.
Guy 1: So I ALMOST had him, but then he pulled out his Dragonite and swept my team after getting a Dragon Dance up while I switched into my Fairy type and wrecked everything I had left.
Guy 2: Don't feel bad dude, it's fucking Dragonite. Son of a bitch has been OP since Gen V.
Guy 1: Ugh, why the hell doesn't smogon just ban the damn thing?
Guy 2: For real. It's too easy to sweep with and there aren't that many good counters or checks against it. It's just a pain in the ass.
Guy 2: Don't feel bad dude, it's fucking Dragonite. Son of a bitch has been OP since Gen V.
Guy 1: Ugh, why the hell doesn't smogon just ban the damn thing?
Guy 2: For real. It's too easy to sweep with and there aren't that many good counters or checks against it. It's just a pain in the ass.
by FatherofGray February 7, 2014
Get the Dragonite mug.(usually) attractive girl who behaves like a semi-nerdy boy.
Prissy gossiping girls make no sense to her and hence she often gravitates and becomes close to males who share her interests. (fantasy, movies, comics, semi-geeky but interesting stuff)
she is usually a tomboy. The males she views as friends usually all wish to sleep with her though she cannot see this and beleives herself to be completelly unattractive to the opposite sex due to her "non-femmeninity".
Prissy gossiping girls make no sense to her and hence she often gravitates and becomes close to males who share her interests. (fantasy, movies, comics, semi-geeky but interesting stuff)
she is usually a tomboy. The males she views as friends usually all wish to sleep with her though she cannot see this and beleives herself to be completelly unattractive to the opposite sex due to her "non-femmeninity".
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"Hey who's that beautifull girl there with the jumper around her waist and the powermetal patches on her bag?"
"thats Amy, shes a dragongirl...I went to her house hoping to get intimate but she just showed me her longbow and ninja stars then we played some game cube..."
(both parties sigh)
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(dragongirl) Yoda or skelletor?
(male friend)Yoda for sure
(dragongirl) Yea, for sure...
(male friend) you know, you're really hot
(dragongirl) WHAT ?!?!?!
(male friend).....um....got ya, he he
(awkward silence)
"Hey who's that beautifull girl there with the jumper around her waist and the powermetal patches on her bag?"
"thats Amy, shes a dragongirl...I went to her house hoping to get intimate but she just showed me her longbow and ninja stars then we played some game cube..."
(both parties sigh)
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(dragongirl) Yoda or skelletor?
(male friend)Yoda for sure
(dragongirl) Yea, for sure...
(male friend) you know, you're really hot
(dragongirl) WHAT ?!?!?!
(male friend).....um....got ya, he he
(awkward silence)
by Marcus Ditzel September 22, 2006
Get the dragongirl mug.In the game: A really good pokemon that can learn a wide variety of attacks with good stats all-around, especially attack.
In the anime: A really shitty pokemon that lost to a yellow piece of shit called pikachu.
In the anime: A really shitty pokemon that lost to a yellow piece of shit called pikachu.
What!?!?! pikachu actually defeated a dragonite but couldn't win against an elekid? That's bullshit!!!!
by *#.. May 25, 2007
Get the dragonite mug.A fucking expensive ass shit gun on steam pricing around 700-7000$ which only rich stupid douchebags and frickin drug dealing retards buy only to use as cosmetic purposes
guy;clicks on paypal,spends 10,000 dollars (7000 bucks but hes "thug and dont give fux" so he gives and extra fuckin 3000$,buy a fuckkin dragonlore
Next day-Homeless dumbass with a virtual skin he cant afford to use
Next day-Homeless dumbass with a virtual skin he cant afford to use
by KingBlack_dragon July 12, 2015
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