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Dragonlore 

A fucking expensive ass shit gun on steam pricing around 700-7000$ which only rich stupid douchebags and frickin drug dealing retards buy only to use as cosmetic purposes
guy;clicks on paypal,spends 10,000 dollars (7000 bucks but hes "thug and dont give fux" so he gives and extra fuckin 3000$,buy a fuckkin dragonlore

Next day-Homeless dumbass with a virtual skin he cant afford to use
Dragonlore by KingBlack_dragon July 12, 2015
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Dragonbone 

The act of engaging in coitus with a hot female redhead.
Guy #1: "Just banged a crazily hot ranga. How can I express this crudely and succinctly to other bros?"
Guy #2: "DRAGONBONE!!!"
Dragonbone by MonstrousWombat January 25, 2011

Dragonborn 

An individual born with the body of a mortal and the soul of a dragon.
Dragonborn by CAJV December 30, 2011

Dragonborn 

In the world of Elder Scrolls , a Dragonborn is a mortal being born with the soul of a dragon.

The Last Dragonborn is destined to slay the dragon menace Alduin and end the reign of dragons once and for all.
But there is one they fear; Dragonborn! Dovahkiin!
-Skyrim Trailer

Dragonborn 

the most badass hero in all of tamriel
Our hero, our hero
Claims a warrior's heart
I tell you, I tell you
The Dragonborn comes

With a Voice wielding power
Of the ancient Nord art
Believe, believe,
The Dragonborn comes

It's an end to the evil
Of all Skyrim's foes
Beware, beware
The Dragonborn comes

For the darkness has passed
And the legend yet grows
You'll know, you'll know
The Dragonborn's come

Dragonforce Hater 

Someone who happens to dislike the Power Metal band Dragonforce.
Kid A: Hey what'd you do last night?
Kid B: Oh, I went to a Dragonforce concert. They were pretty dec-
Kid A: OH! MY! GOD! You like Dragonforce, that is so gay! You know they only became famous due to Guitar Hero?
Kid B: Well, yes but-
Kid A: They only have one song you know?!
Kid B: What about Fury of the Storm or Operation ground and p-
Kid A: You know they speed up their songs?!
Kid B: You don't have any proof of that. You probably just read it on the internet.
Kid A: THAT DOESN"T MATTER, THEY'RE STILL GAY! DRAGONFORCE ARE FAGS! *Screams then convulses on the ground*
Kid B:........Are you alright? Dude? Dragonforce hater?

dragonrealms 

A text based game owned and operated by the Simutronics corporation. The game is played by "scripting" your characters while not actually watching them. It is rumored that sometimes, when nobody is looking, scripted characters come to life and have conversations with each other, having developed some sort of rudimentary A.I.
"Though the owner of Prescious married and stopped playing long ago, the character has continued to amass wealth, and has even gone so far as to purchase other characters to expand her empire."
dragonrealms by Zeltaen May 4, 2005