dragonlayer

The worst joke ever.

If you, who invented this joke, read this, then know that removing "s" from the word "dragonslayer" doesn't make you cool.
Or the joke any good.

In other words: fail.

Dragonslayer + removing a certain letter = dragonlayer:

trying too hard.

by El-ahrairah January 19, 2009

Ornstein the Dragonslayer

One of the hardest bosses in the game Dark souls. Ususally killed before his parter, Executioner Smough, due to his extreme awesomeness after Smough is killed. He is quick and agile and will attack you when you least expect it. After Smough dies first, he absorbs his souls, grows to twice his usual size and starts stabbing you with a giant electric spear. If Ornstein is killed first then Smough will pulverize his dead body with his hammer, which will then become electric due to the AWESOMENESS of Ornsteins soul.

Person 1: We're dead
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!

by ILoveDragonslayerOrnstein!!!!! June 30, 2012

Dragonmaker

A girl who is so hot, that she can walk into a room and make every girl violently jealous.

Nooney, your cousin is a Dragonmaker. Its okay... accept it.

by thatguydoesit October 28, 2010

DragonSlayer

a man who engages in sexual activity with fat women

tim is now a dragonslayer for fucking a fat bitch last night.

by john hates you all August 28, 2006

dragonslayer

1. The honorary title of a person who has killed a dragon, or whose profession is the extermination of dragons.

2. Anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.

1. Having killed Tiamat, the squad became known as The Dragonslayers.

2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

Bmisk The Dragonslayer

A rarely seen, ferocious being who has sometimes been regarded as an urban legend. He was last seen by the public competing in a testorone-injected game known as Full Contact Spoons. His signature piece of apparel is a white Nike headband he wears while bellowing out his signature catch phrase: "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAARRRR!". Famous for his soccer game antics accompanied by The Koehler Bear along with tremendous speed. Rumor has it he was last seen near the Mount Pleasant area.............

Sean: Hey man were u in class when Bmisk the Dragonslayer popped into class for 2 seconds and said "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAR!!" ?

Guy: Na man I missed it, he is one quick bastard.

Sean: This is true!

by shiftyclaybob September 11, 2009

Dragonlancer

BIGGEST NOOB EVER CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RING OF REGEN AND RING OF PROTECTION kakakak !!

Dragonlancer: waht shold i byu for ms????
Magiotehgreat: Nub.
Dragonlancer: me???
Magiotehgreat: Yes.
Dragonlancer: oh..... OK!!

by hawt April 12, 2005