Dousche Lick 

An insult to someone, mainly an asshole, telling them they suck so much, they actually lick dousche.

Dude, I hate that guy, he's such a Dousche Lick.

Dousche Lick by High Wizard December 19, 2008

Douche Lick 

the ultimate gayass; wack; stupid; punk ass bitch

you're a douche lick

Douche Lick by t-dot-oh June 19, 2006

Douche licker 

One who licks douches :-)

Hey, Eric!! Lick this douche (Eric "Yummmy" )

Douche licker by Justin February 26, 2005

Douche Licker 

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

Douche Licker by Pat October 30, 2004

douche licker 

a douche licker is a person who is incredibly annoying,rude,a user, and just plain mean.

cody is a complete douche licker.

douche licker by allieisawsome January 18, 2009

douche-licking-helmet-wearer 

someone who acts retarded on a regular basis, getting nothing accomplished that is desired. this paticular individual should probably wear a helmet because everyone around them is concerned for thier well being. (basically an idiot)

I can't believe that guy just purposefully drank visine. he's going to shit for a week. what a douche-licking-helmet-wearer.

douche-licking-helmet-wearer by skifreek July 9, 2011

douche licker 

one who is lame.
or just another stupid comeback :

shut up you douche licker.

oooh, dis.

douche licker by Nihoe. June 8, 2007