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Dougsplain

A long and complex explanation of a relatively short and simple topic. A traditional dougsplain is often accompanied by random story lines that don’t seem to have any relation to the original topic
Cole: “I would help out but I just have a such a busy schedule with th—”
Alex: “DOUGSPLAIN”
by orange fruit yellow April 21, 2022
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Dawgsplaining

Dawgsplaining, Dawg spraining, Dawg-splaining:

The immature whining of a weak minded , delusional college fan base uttering constant and unfounded complaints concerning officiating ,usually involving whiny, nasal, crying sounds, due to a loss from being out played and/or out coached by superior opponent. Typical of a fan base that walks around with “Alabama swagger but has a Tiny Trophy case.”
“After three consecutive collapses and humiliating defeats at the hands of the Crimson Tide, I needed ear plugs at the Piggly Wiggly checkout line to drown out the incessant Dawgsplaining from the loser uga fans! “
by CFBrealist December 2, 2018
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Dogsplaining

1) The different barks, tail wags and motions a dog uses to get the attention of their owner for food, to go to the bathroom, to go for a walk or to play.

2) The rhetorical questions people ask their dogs using baby talk as they care for them. Of course the dog can't answer, but the talk pleases their owners.

canine, canine crazy, pets , pet parents, dog, puppy, bark, animal, man's best friend, four-legged friend
My golden retriever ran into my room with his leash, he was dogsplaining that he had to poop.
by joecoolthefool June 18, 2016
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Donsplaining

Using false facts to win an argument using inconherable noises and hand motions.
Shut up John, quit donsplaining!
by Thisreallybeabruhmoment September 9, 2019
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Downsplaining

The universal term for “mansplaining”. It can be applied to anyone who is condescendingly explaining something to someone e.g. whitewashing, middle class ignoring lower class, Heteronormativity.
Alex was caught downsplaining; he told a mechanical engineering graduate about the manufacturing process in Toyota.
by Lavynia December 18, 2017
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Dogsplaining

1) The different barks, tail wags and motions a dog uses to get the attention of their owner for food, to go to the bathroom, to go for a walk or to play.

2) The rhetorical questions people ask their dogs using baby talk as they care for them. Of course the dog can't answer, but the talk pleases their owners.

canine, canine crazy, pets , pet parents, dog, puppy, bark, animal, man's best friend, four-legged friend
My golden retriever ran into my room with his leash, he was dogsplaining that he had to poop.
by joecoolthefool June 18, 2016
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dougsplanation

When one having advanced degrees in graduate school and has or had been living in San Francisco and/or surroundings area for greater than a 4 year period displays his knowledge he has that his peers don’t in a condescending manner without giving the definition .
Dahlia is a dead name as far as I know. If you don’t know what that means, look it up. Here is your Dougsplanation.
by Funkmaster517 November 14, 2019
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