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The combination of the words douche and doofus; a great insult meaning anything in general, from a jackass to an idiot.

You stupid douchus! Get away from me!

Douchus by TFE September 4, 2005

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douchus maximus

This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.

The main element of a douche bag.

Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.

That kid is such a friggin douchus maximus.

(Following a douchus comment): Douchus Maximus!

douchus maximus by MTracy December 28, 2008

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douchus maximus

That kid is such a friggin douchus maximus.

(Following a douchus comment): Douchus Maximus!

douchus maximus by mTracy July 24, 2007

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Douchus Fagus

A saying of Latin origin dating back to the days of the Gladiators. Commonly referred to a person who uses the word Douche too often.

Mona: Your such a Douche!
Ash: Huh?
Mona: DOUCHEEE DOUCHEEE DOUCHEEE!!!
Ash: Douchus Fagus

Douchus Fagus by Mustang009 February 11, 2009

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Douchess

A female douche bag. A douche bag bitch. A women with contemptable manners and spoilded behavior but just does it exceptionally well!

Cynthia is such a douchess, she thinks the world revolves around her spoiled ass!

Douchess by Shiny Buster Baby June 18, 2010

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Douchist

One who teaches and/or practices the art of being a douche, also known as douchism.

Man I think we need to have an intervention for Alex, I'm pretty sure he's a douchist now.

Douchist by Ben, Alex, and Terrance January 24, 2008

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Douchestain

Someone with arrogance who leaves a lasting impression like a stain.

douche douchebag douchestain

Douchestain by A. Dangles February 15, 2009

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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