Douchus

The combination of the words douche and doofus; a great insult meaning anything in general, from a jackass to an idiot.
You stupid douchus! Get away from me!
by TFE September 04, 2005
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douchus maximus

This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.

The main element of a douche bag.

Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
That kid is such a friggin douchus maximus.

(Following a douchus comment): Douchus Maximus!
by MTracy December 28, 2008
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douchus maximus

This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.

The main element of a douche bag.

Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.
That kid is such a friggin douchus maximus.

(Following a douchus comment): Douchus Maximus!
by mTracy July 24, 2007
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Douchus Fagus

A saying of Latin origin dating back to the days of the Gladiators. Commonly referred to a person who uses the word Douche too often.
Mona: Your such a Douche!
Ash: Huh?
Mona: DOUCHEEE DOUCHEEE DOUCHEEE!!!
Ash: Douchus Fagus
by Mustang009 February 11, 2009
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