A combination of douchebag and chic. Prounounced "Doo-sheek". Very chic but in a douchey way. Think designer Italian douche bag. The opposite of Doucheeky.
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An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.
Common Characteristics of Douchicians:
- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless
Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:
1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day
An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.
Common Characteristics of Douchicians:
- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless
Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:
1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day
Person 1: Why does that guy always bring his guitar and sing "Hey there Delilah" by Plain White T's?
Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.
Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.
Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.
Perfect Example of a Douchician:
Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.
Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.
Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.
Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.
Perfect Example of a Douchician:
Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.
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Get the Douchist mug.1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.
2)An elite level of assholishness.
"He's not even a douchewagon...he's a Douchecraftcarrier!"
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