n. A douchbag so rare that it borders on the mythical. The douchicorn is able to take on many forms, only appears for a few seconds randomly at meat markets, and is usually wearing sunglasses inside at night and sports douchie hair. After seeing a douchicorn one may question if it was really there or a figment of their imagination.
You: Oh my god I think that's the biggest douche I've ever seen in my life.
Friend: Holy Shit you're right!
You: Where did he go?
Friend: Either we both dropped acid and don't remember, or we just witnessed the Douchicorn.
Friend: Holy Shit you're right!
You: Where did he go?
Friend: Either we both dropped acid and don't remember, or we just witnessed the Douchicorn.
by djsquared1 October 12, 2009
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An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.
Common Characteristics of Douchicians:
- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless
Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:
1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day
An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.
Common Characteristics of Douchicians:
- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless
Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:
1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day
Person 1: Why does that guy always bring his guitar and sing "Hey there Delilah" by Plain White T's?
Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.
Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.
Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.
Perfect Example of a Douchician:
Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.
Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.
Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.
Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.
Perfect Example of a Douchician:
Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.
by TitsMagee10249 November 22, 2010
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Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.
by popculturista June 13, 2008
Get the DoucheCon mug.An amazing majestikal creature that is half dolphin, half unicorn. When it get's excited (Aroused) it shoots out a spell of rainbow plasma from it's horn into the depths of heaven while it ponders on, to make things unbelievably stunning in it's immortal life.
The Dolphicorn is a sacred being and must not be compared to anything else besides what it truely is, magical.
by Majestikal Dolphicorn April 4, 2009
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The duckicorn has the power to bring the rain and water to all the land. When the canals or reservoirs are dry, the duckicorn must be away.
The duckicorn has the power to bring the rain and water to all the land. When the canals or reservoirs are dry, the duckicorn must be away.
The canal is flowing with water so the duckicorn must be near.
Let us throw sacrifices of small material in the water to please the duckicorn.
Let us throw sacrifices of small material in the water to please the duckicorn.
by IamwhoIamnomatterwhat October 18, 2010
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Get the Douchecon Five mug.An individual who is a douchebag far beyond the conventional meaning. To the extent that his/her. personality resembles a swirling vortex of douche. Often arrogant and/or oblivious their effect on others, douchicanes often launch into self-righteous tirades that can be classified by "Category" much like a hurricane. Douchicanes are often despised individuals who cause trouble and never take blame for it. They also delight in finding fault in others. Any given social group can only take one douchicane at a time without imploding on itself. Like a hurricane, precautions include rapid evacuation from the area and the creative use of hammer, nails, and plywood.
1. Wow, that Park Ranger is really being a douchicane!
2. Oh Lord, the douchicane is drunk, looks like he's going to go CAT 4.
3. I can't believe that guy let his dog puke on my rug; what a douchicane.
2. Oh Lord, the douchicane is drunk, looks like he's going to go CAT 4.
3. I can't believe that guy let his dog puke on my rug; what a douchicane.
by ColoradoCrotalus January 18, 2010
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